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Being a Statutory Attorney General does have certain privileges.

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I seem to remember that any liquid with a viscosity above 10^14 poise is classified as a solid. But if the TSA agent is so bad at geography, I doubt that he will have the first idea about physics.

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Give the guy a break, he got into trouble last month when he accepted a British Columbia license.

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You mean 'Occupied' Mexico?

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But they never buy you dinner afterwards.

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Yea, but no FloridaMan!, or his sidekick Bad Judgement Boy.

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Ah, what can any of us say about the TSA that hasn't already been said by Hardy to Laurel, Costello to Abbott, or Dicky to Tommy?

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I always enjoy reading about the "disassemble the handicapped person's wheelchair or leg braces" routine.

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I want to know why isn't it called District of America? Or America City?

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It was a joke people. Can’t TSA agents have a sense of humour? I mean who doesn’t find the good old Strip Search the Nerd routine hilarious or how about the Plant the Gun on the Old Lady Bit?

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