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If they searched his underwear, it probably wasn't Ted Nugent. Even TSA is not that stupid.

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G. Gordon Liddy?

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Judging from the heavily-redacted Recommendation 1: Too late.

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Tom DeLay?

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I took a look at that after you posted something about it- we'e screwed

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So I get a piece of paper that wasn't my boarding pass taken away and trashed because having irrelevant paper in your pocket is a crime but they let a former terrorist through?

GG, TSA

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Fidel Cruz?

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Hmmm. Domestic terrorist with murder and explosives in his/her history....

Sounds like a member of The Order to me. Or the Posse Comitatus. Or perhaps even Amber Cummings, who killed her abusive neo-Nazi husband James because he was planning to build a dirty bomb -- and as a multimillionaire trust-fundie with an equally bonkers dad, had the ability to do it.

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Either Luis Posada Carilles or Orlando Bosch.

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The TSA needs to stop the real terrorists:

Cry babies.

Isn't there a NO CRY list?

http://media1.giphy.com/med...

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Course not Glenn Beck. It didn't say "murder and rape of a young girl IN HIS VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER, in 1990".

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The answer, of coarse, is Obama. The answer is always Obama.

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What are the Vegas odds on:1. white2. male3. right-wing4. has money

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So Timothy McVeigh has been released and visiting John Boehner???who would have thunk it

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1. 5:12. 10:13. 7:14. 2:1

Any takers?

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Yes. But it could really suck for those "members of trusted populations" seated nearby.

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