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Paperless Tiger's avatar

If they searched his underwear, it probably wasn't Ted Nugent. Even TSA is not that stupid.

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Billy Rubin's avatar

G. Gordon Liddy?

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bobbert's avatar

Judging from the heavily-redacted Recommendation 1: Too late.

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Billy Rubin's avatar

Tom DeLay?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I took a look at that after you posted something about it- we'e screwed

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Baby_Raptor's avatar

So I get a piece of paper that wasn't my boarding pass taken away and trashed because having irrelevant paper in your pocket is a crime but they let a former terrorist through?

GG, TSA

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Fidel Cruz?

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Jane Snape's avatar

Hmmm. Domestic terrorist with murder and explosives in his/her history....

Sounds like a member of The Order to me. Or the Posse Comitatus. Or perhaps even Amber Cummings, who killed her abusive neo-Nazi husband James because he was planning to build a dirty bomb -- and as a multimillionaire trust-fundie with an equally bonkers dad, had the ability to do it.

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Jane Snape's avatar

Either Luis Posada Carilles or Orlando Bosch.

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DahBoner's avatar

The TSA needs to stop the real terrorists:

Cry babies.

Isn't there a NO CRY list?

http://media1.giphy.com/med...

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Course not Glenn Beck. It didn't say "murder and rape of a young girl IN HIS VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER, in 1990".

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Bill Slider's avatar

The answer, of coarse, is Obama. The answer is always Obama.

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

What are the Vegas odds on:1. white2. male3. right-wing4. has money

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Capt.Jim's avatar

So Timothy McVeigh has been released and visiting John Boehner???who would have thunk it

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

1. 5:12. 10:13. 7:14. 2:1

Any takers?

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r m reddicks's avatar

Yes. But it could really suck for those "members of trusted populations" seated nearby.

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