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Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.

Also, I’m both sad Carlin is gone and relieved he’s not around to see how much we haven’t learned a damned thing since he left.

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What an anti-American piece of slimy, rotten, smelly gutter trash.

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"They feel cool. They think they are going to lose their virginity on prom night with real human women."https://uploads.disquscdn.c... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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The same could be said of Mark Twain. He could be handed modern news and not be surprised at anything.

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Can we add helium and nitrous to Tucker's air supply? Maybe that will help.

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You don’t think his voice is squeaky and high-pitched enough as it is?

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Needs moar 'cyber guys' bullshit

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Plus oxygen and sparks

What? Wat'd I say?

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I think his nut-tanner is set for "crispy"

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Just saw a clip of Tuckums laughing really phoney and shrill over something...he's just really sub-par children's theater. "Where's that nasty liberal, kids? Have you seen him?" Fox audience-"He's right there, Tucker! Ahhh....he's behind yooooouuu!!" Poor quality...crappy entertainment....Sesame Street for miserable old bigots.

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Why do they laugh at my mighty sword?

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Except the news that Adam Sandler was given the Twain Award for Comedy. “Opera Man, is that supposed to be funny?”

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Geez...honest to goodness, in the moment just before reading your comment I was singing "You Can Leave Your Hat On" in my head. LOL

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The nice thing about beating a dead horse is that you can always beat them summore and they never ever get any deader.

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If Tucker inhaled helium and spoke, only wingnut dogs could hear him.

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