What a joyful night we just had! We have had TWO DAYS in the last two weeks that can actually be called good news days (the first one was INDICTMENT DAY, duh), and we are near orgasmic from all the joy, considering it had been a good year before that since we've had anything a sane and moral human could call "good news." Because we love ourselves and don't like letting people like Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson shit on our joy, we did not watch Fox News last night. We did see on Twitter multiple times, though, that Fox was ... not covering the Virginia election? Just like they did their best not to cover INDICTMENT DAY? They obviously pull this kind of crap because it really hurts their business model to tell the barely breathing human pork chops they call their "viewers" what's
Actually, it was "Tucker." He used to do this thing where he'd tuck his… [deleted because jesus christ who needs to see that] …and then go into the old September Morn pose while singing Rodgers and Hammerstein.
This is my theory, and it is mine, and what it is. My theory, which is mine, is called "my theory," by Mr. Kip T.W. Now I will say my theory, which follows this statement. My theory is that all horseshoes are somewhat curvy at one end, and then very curvy in the middle, and then somewhat curvy at the other end.
I respect some libertarians who are principled and consistent. These guys, on the other hand, are mostly either situational libertarians whose biggest concern is the stuff in a big box marked "MINE," or they're what we used to call Usenet libertarians, fiercely independent, iconoclastic free-thinkers who courageously despise all liberals and get the whibbies over 97% of Republicans.
We don't even exist to them, really. We're all fakes, because they read somewhere* that the real definition of liberality is the 1847 definition, which fits them.
Horseshoe theory will someday be updated to Circle and Dot theory: the fringies are the circle, each "side" forever blending into the other, while the dot is normal human beings surrounded by these idiots.
Same phenomenon going on with Twitter. Lots of faux-blasè frontting trying to downplay this "Flawless Victory" (a little Mortal Kombat humor for you) as "no big deal" because it happened in blue states (er not really. Try purple-ish) and therefore inexplicably doesn't "count" or some BS like that.
Funny how the less sweater Trump has on, the warmer it seems to get for him.
I rather hope you are.
Actually, it was "Tucker." He used to do this thing where he'd tuck his… [deleted because jesus christ who needs to see that] …and then go into the old September Morn pose while singing Rodgers and Hammerstein.
Most chicks would jump at tha' chance ta make it wif a hat.
Fly Delta and it might be free.
This is my theory, and it is mine, and what it is. My theory, which is mine, is called "my theory," by Mr. Kip T.W. Now I will say my theory, which follows this statement. My theory is that all horseshoes are somewhat curvy at one end, and then very curvy in the middle, and then somewhat curvy at the other end.
I'm grimly looking forward to The Year of Five Presidents.
I respect some libertarians who are principled and consistent. These guys, on the other hand, are mostly either situational libertarians whose biggest concern is the stuff in a big box marked "MINE," or they're what we used to call Usenet libertarians, fiercely independent, iconoclastic free-thinkers who courageously despise all liberals and get the whibbies over 97% of Republicans.
We don't even exist to them, really. We're all fakes, because they read somewhere* that the real definition of liberality is the 1847 definition, which fits them.
*(the internet)
I wonder what effect the Charlottesville demonstrations had on the election?
Thank you. I wanted to say that as well as you did but can't.
Thank YOU. Occasionally the words choose not to desert me.
Sweet tears of Trumpettes.
Horseshoe theory will someday be updated to Circle and Dot theory: the fringies are the circle, each "side" forever blending into the other, while the dot is normal human beings surrounded by these idiots.
Same phenomenon going on with Twitter. Lots of faux-blasè frontting trying to downplay this "Flawless Victory" (a little Mortal Kombat humor for you) as "no big deal" because it happened in blue states (er not really. Try purple-ish) and therefore inexplicably doesn't "count" or some BS like that.
Oh no.. fly United ummm nevermind
Can't we just say 'fuck them all, Katie?' to all those sniveling cowards on Fucks Nooze?