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A veritable metric shitload of them.

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I'd feel nothing. I don't Facebook. No one should.

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The frown of eternal incomprehension.

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It did inside MIR, just like it does inside Aeroflot planes.

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Did he use an onion browser?

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Vast criminal profits off of sick people.

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Were you a Philosophy major?

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Christ! I used to live 3 blocks from there. Also 3 blocks from the original North Face factory before they moved to Ha Noi.

I miss old time Berzerkeley.

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She was a class act.

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Let me get this straight: Little Lord Swansonboy and all his staff spent an entire day on figuring out that QAnon didn't have a website. Wouldn't a google search show that in like, 5 seconds? Were they checking all .com websites to be sure they weren't QAnon or what? oO

I'm also wondering about that study re murder cops. When the choices leap from 10 to 100, even if you know the actual number in the study, which do you choose? Between 100 and 1000 compounds the problem. I guess 27 is closer to 10, but 10 feels like way underestimating when you know that fewer than 1/3 of LE agencies even report their stats.

But holy crap, who are these people, of any political stripe who think the number is more than 10,000 in one year? Even nearly 5% of "very conservative" thought that. That would be nearly 30 unarmed Black people murdered by police every single day. That's just too many murders-by-cop to cover up, and even in the US, reporters would start to notice.

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If I was that flexible I would be using my mouth for something completely different.

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Owned, but not in use: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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I feel Tucker's pain. I have looked in vain for evidence that the founders of our republic intended it to be a Christian nation. I've searched for any evidence at all that trickle down economics works. I've been diligent in trying to ascertain if the Republican Party is in anyway different from an organized crime family. I've even tried looking on the Internet to find real, concrete, evidence that there are honest Republicans left in Congress. I've been a failure. Not as big of a failure as Tuck, buy hey, who is.

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History will also note that TuckFuck KKKarlson had the largest forehead cameltoe in ever in the TV business. Serious, the lips on that labia between his eyes are massive and GOPers jerk off to it even more than they jerk off to Reichswine fapmagnets Tammy "I fuck my 9mm" Lahren and Caitlin "shit-filled yoga pants" KKKollins.

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They needed to slowly and very carefully check, double-check, and triple-check "naked pre-teen boys coated in oil dot com" just to be sure that wasn't a secret Q site.

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I also don't have a website. Thus, I do not exist.

"I html, therefore I am".

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