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"the mother he never had"

Not even frozen Gloria Swanson?

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Ezra Pound without the talent, and certainly without the talented friends. Barking Putinhumper.

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The one time I wish Tucker was actually a journalist…while he’s visiting Russia. I suppose that’s how you know Tucker either isn’t a journalist, since Russia hasn’t detained him, or he simply has no trade value.

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Hillary Clinton was on Alex Wagner tonight and called Tucker a useful idiot.

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Twice in like 2 minutes. It was glorious.

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“ It doesn’t seem like it should be really big news that Tucker Carlson has gone home to Russia, AKA the mother he never had.”

Ironically, his real mom abandoned him when he was a child, which may have played a roll in his rampant misogyny.

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i would TOTALLY have abandoned hime

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Can’t wait to read this but I had to upvote the headline. Brilliant.

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What a sleazy little turd is Fucker C.

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"We're here to interview the President of Russia."

Who's "we"? Is it a royal we? Habit from his days at Fox News. Tucker is not part of it anymore after all.

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I’m sure he was there with the full support of Muskrat.

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You'd think in the interest of fairness, he'd want to interview Vlad's opposition - oh, except they're either dead or in a gulag in Siberia, never mind.

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did you hear about that 'stooge' they put up to run against him? turns out that 'stooge' is actually collecting endorsements. i worry for him...

https://www.economist.com/europe/2024/02/01/meet-boris-nadezhdin-vladimir-putins-brave-challenger

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Bad things need to happen to Elong, the sooner the better...I hope he stubs his toe, there I said it!

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and then steps barefoot onto a lego!

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Activist investors take control of Tesla and throw him out on his ass.

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"we" "our"?

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They lay claim to everything. Even the things they steal.

Sometimes, ESPECIALLY the things they steal.

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I wonder what my chances of being given a time-out on Tweeter would be if I replied to Elmo's post suggesting that he seems like he's had a lot of experience with fellating during his life so he keep his opinion to himself.

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I think you can call him a Pedo Guy with no consequences.

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“In case you were HOPING Tucker might not be safe in Moscow…”

I think I can speak for all of us when I say, “Defenestration now!”

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“In case you were worried Tucker might not be safe in Moscow. He’ll be fine.”

Thanks for ruining my fucking day!

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I believe the technical term for this type of collaborator "quisling."

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I think we can all presume that Little Lord Fishsticks went over to Russia to prepare a place for the proven rapist, fraud and insurgent Defendant "Vermin" Trump to stay and have his testicles tanned after his convictions?

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Trump is of no value to Putin in Russia. At best Trump would be told to get lost if he tried to enter Russian airspace. At worst, for Trump at least, he'd die in a tragic "airplane crash" that Russian disinfo operatives would spin as Biden having him murdered.

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