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Jim's avatar

Carli has twisted panties syndrome .

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DaveZimny's avatar

"Tucker Carlson, whom we can assume has probably been vaccinated..."

A short critical thinking quiz for Tucker Carlson fans:

Here are three facts about Tucker Carlson:

He has raised many questions on his television program about the effectiveness of COVID-19 vaccination, whether the vaccines can cause illness or death, and whether accepting vaccination will lead to the loss of many treasured freedoms.

Many people have asked him whether he has been vaccinated.

He has refused to answer that question, either in his television program or any other source of public information

Given these facts, what can we conclude about the likelihood that he has been vaccinated? About his public criticism of vaccination? About his personal honesty? Please explain your answers.

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Brian Bixby's avatar

More likely they bathe in it like their heroine Countess Bathory.

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DemoCat 🐈🌊⚖️'s avatar

Actually, Tuck and I are asking the same question about why wingnuts and Qanines are allowed to reproduce. Why is that?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Oh, Robyn. There are plenty of people I'd like to sterilize, or at least disinfect. But I won't do it.

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Oran Smiley's avatar

What biological maladies did his parents have that they produced him?

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Jay Hansen (I.C.E.B.U.R.G.)'s avatar

You won't do it because you are too nice, but please don't change.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

He might have a point. I've been vaccinated and I am now sterile. Of course I've been sterile since my vasectomy in 1975, but put the pieces together sheepel

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abbienormal's avatar

MI provides vaccination statistics by race. 40% of whites are fully vaxxed and only 28% of blacks.

Our numbers are horrendous across the board.

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Bill "THAT'S NOT FUNNY" Kitty's avatar

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How to talk to your unhinged Antivaxxer Family member or coworker...

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Skeptikal KC's avatar

Someday when this show is finally cancelled I am going to throw one helluva party.

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ImtooFlexy's avatar

Didn't that already get "cruel and unusual" punishmented when some state tried it as an alternative to prison, convict's choice?

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Ward in Cali BOYCOTT CNN!'s avatar

"No one is making chicken sounds..."

Who thinks MAGA chicken sounds be like this?

https://youtu.be/7M6Tgf5Nsik

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Tom65's avatar

OK, legal experts: where is the line where this shit becomes actionable? At what point can he be held criminally liable?

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Scott Cepicky looks like a real genius. You go Tennessee.

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WeepingAngel is not indicted's avatar

I don't know why the magats are worried about being forcibly sterilized since my understanding is that no one will do the nasty with them anyway.

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