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AlbertCamus's avatar

Blame Canada! The next thing you know they'll be exporting Universal healthcare! Oh, the horrors!

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TrumpKuntzRdumbfks's avatar

Fucker Carlson is a head in search of a brain. Never do the two meet.

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marcus816's avatar

That's amazing, considering that his head and his rectum are inseparable.

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TrumpKuntzRdumbfks's avatar

I bet he can hold his breath for a long time.

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marcus816's avatar

Obvy!

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mailman27's avatar

What a maroon.

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mailman27's avatar

Ouch.

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mailman27's avatar

"It's sort of like the 1972 motion picture The Candidate..." Except I don't think Palin got "handled" one INCH beyond where she was headed anyway.

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DirtyPierre's avatar

OMG the sky is falling! Chicken little is spazzing out again, commenting on things that have nothing to do with news and more with gossip inventing facts to gain popularity. Sounds like someone was invisible as a child and still feels the burn.

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gammarae's avatar

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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insert_something_creative's avatar

One of my good friends is Norwegian and this has been the requirement for traveling to Norway for months. I don't think you can even travel there unless you're a citizen/permanent resident (or your spouse is), which I assume is the case with Canada too. Sure, it's not fun but people don't complain about it there because it's common sense and they're not raging dickheads like Fucker Carlson here.

Also, Canada isn't forcing a bunch of people to fly to Canada at gunpoint in order to do fascism to them or whatever the fuck. If you choose to travel to another country, you abide by their rules. That includes common sense rules like stay the hell away from other people if you test positive for the virus causing a worldwide pandemic until you're no longer contagious.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Baby steps. They now know it's an island. Surrounded by water. In the ocean.

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Rachael's avatar

Justin Trudeau is a clever one. This internment camp I'm locked up in looks just like my house. The way he still lets me walk my dog, use my car to go to the shops, and continue to work at my two jobs is a stroke of genius. I would never have caught on to his evil plans if not for Tucker Carlson's warning.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

My 92-year-old parents have cable for one reason, and one reason alone: NFL football. (They don't give a fuck about college ball.) Mom likes whoever the bald guy is on the Fox pregame show. After that, it's the local news at 6:00 and 11:00. They spend a lion's share of their time reading novels from the library. (Political thrillers for Dad and bodice-rippers for Mom.)

When talking to Dad, he always relates conversations with my MAGAt brother with, "I was talking to your goofy brother, and..."

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

If he's trying to butter someone up to grant him asylum when he has to flee the authorities, I don't think this is how you do it.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Hey, who do you demonize after you're through with the AAPI?

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