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Enter Ranting's avatar

To be fair, bankruptcy is kinda the Trump brand.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Diamond and Silk! Wow, that takes me back!

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

“I’m not really a numbers person,” said Kidney Pies, “but then again, I’m not really a laws or constitution - thingy person either.” She went on: “I’m really more of a smoke and mirrors, ‘ain’t this some crazy fuuuuucking bullshit I’m sellin’, yee-haw yokels!’ kinda person know what I mean, know what I mean?”

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I wouldn't expect anything less from a fellow Trump U grad. Go Shitturds!

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I call it their daily pout-rage fix.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

I wouldn't have believed it once, only now I have to. Nutbags being admitted to hospital with Covid-19 in South Dakota, cases so severe they have to be intubated and may die, are shrieking at the nurses that they cannot have Covid-19 because Covid-19 is a big left wing hoax and why is the nurse wearing that mask and protective gown?Without doubt it's not just in South Dakota, but that's where the nurse works who shared this appalling fact. She says it's like a fucking horror movie that replays over and over, and I believe her. Because as the Trump presidency draws to its grotesque, nightmarish close, this is the surreal madness millions have accepted and are no longer emotionally able to eighty-six.

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Apsides's avatar

Which just shows the depth and conviction of their delusional beliefs. I mean, how do you "reach across the aisle" or "start a dialogue" with what are nascent suicide bombers?

I mean, knowing that capacity exists right here in the USA, in such numbers, makes me a bit sad I'm not evil. All it takes are some talk shows and internet forums to win over millions of rubes, and fleece them for every dime.

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Cherry Pie's avatar

It is Danse Macabre. An Ethnic Celebration. Just doing what we did during the Black Death. Plague Party. If we see piles of corpses burning to light the way for the Walking Dead, we will know how stupid humankind really is. I am not optimistic.

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aardunza's avatar

Hoist By His Own Retards Was Tucker

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nuwandalton's avatar

Diamond and Silk, Brigitte Gabriel...Not bad.But can you imagine a decent "Cour des Miracles" without Pamela Geller?

Come on, guys! Summon her!

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DaveM's avatar

I'm trying to figure out if this is the same global conspiracy that developed the Covid19 to ruin Trump's chance at being elected again or is this an entirely new global conspiracy to subvert the election for Biden.

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Abiatha Swelter's avatar

Breaking news: Powell getting cancelled by 'elite task force.'

“She was too crazy even for the president,” a campaign official said.

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Nathan P.'s avatar

otherwise known as cat litter and dog dirt.

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lurch394's avatar

That's okay. Someone I have read calls himself Cucker "Dick" Tarleson.

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Little Lulu's avatar

“DollyVax” or go home. Name anything for Trump and it’ll fail like everything else with that brand. Also, fuck Geraldo.

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