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IE, "still Republican, but has learnt that admitting it gets them yelled at".

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Hell, Rupert Murdoch probably thinks Tucker Carlson is an asshole.

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Yeah, it's kinda like PAB starting his own brand of Twitter. What's that, Elon, you want to start your own far right media corporation? From scratch? When you couldn't keep an existing social media site ticking over? Because you were too interested in shitposting and Triggering the Libs? Yeah, you should do that. I'm sure that'll go well for you.

Let's see if he can rack up as many bankruptcies as Trump.

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Whoever's losing. Cheer them on to greater and more destructive efforts against their foe. Swap allegiances if they start winning. Cheer for more damage.

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I was trying to think of a locale that wasn’t a big city. Oshkosh fits the bill.

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Competently evil. The worst kind.

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Molotov cocktails are a great weapon and look extremely badass; but if you fuck up, you set yourself on fire. I suspect that Chucklefuck 1 and 2 think they'd be fire bombing Rupert. But in reality they'd simply douse themselves in burning fuel while also stepping on broken glass.

Rupert's been an evil manipulative genius longer than they've been alive - combined. He's good at this.

Prepare the popcorn.

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"they're just going to have to fight a whole bunch"https://giphy.com/gifs/Shee...

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Wikipedia says Roosevelt shut him down. https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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God save us from another mediocre white man scrabbling for power to assuage his Daddy issues.

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Oh, I really hope that's right. That Carlson tangled with a woman he loathes and she handed him his flabby ass. I would feel such a sweet warm glow.

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Thing is, I wonder if this is about a famous L&O:SVU episode...

from Vanity Fair, March 6, 2017...

"...an upcoming episode of the series featuring a ripped-from-the-headlines plot about a presidential candidate—played by guest star Gary Cole—who finds himself on the receiving end of sexual misconduct allegations.Titled “Unstoppable,” the episode was originally scheduled to air on October 12 [2016]. Then it was pushed to October 26, then November 16. Then NBC pulled it again in the wake of the election, which was won by—what a coincidence!—a candidate who had found himself on the receiving end of sexual misconduct allegations.

It apparently was never broadcast, no dubt because NBC was the network of Trump.Why the Trump team would want that never seen episode to be brought in, I do not know.

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More likely Gov. Abbott will give him a medal and hire him, since he saved Texas some money as those are ''illegals'' that he doesn't have to ship north on a bus...

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Red Dwarf libel!

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Yeezy and Sleazy...

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Elon's lost so much from his Twatter buy, this will be all they can afford...Fucker will ride on the part above the X-IV name

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