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its hard to tell from the tone of this story but i believe the author is trying to say tuckem's lied

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i like how he scare quotes his own name

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Ashli Babbitt is dead because she went nuts on a steady diet of Trump & right-wing media.The courts just ruled they could be held accountable in civil suits.

Babbitt's parents should sue. I am quite sure a good lawyer would be more than willing to take that case.

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Yes - and while the "boots" of the insurrection are being brought to trial and convicted, the "suits" of the insurrection - like Trump, Eastman, Giuliani, and Stone - have yet to suffer ANY serious consequences for THEIR role in this attempted coup.

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You sure you've got the right '50s? 1950s or 1850s?

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Acme is buying ads big time on the show, I hear.

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Yeah, when I toured DC, I didn't spray pepper spray or bear spray into the faces of my tour guides or the staff of the building, you know?

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And that is the worst part of it. Trump and co do not care if the Babbits and QAnon Shamans of their insurrection die or go to jail. They were always expendable. And if they suffer no consequences for their actions, there is no reason for them not to do it again.

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They make the best rocket sled money can buy - impossible to insure though slight explosion problems

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I wish there had been lot Samoa deaths of traitors that day.

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Shoulda had mom sell them in her office to the coworkers.

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Fucker "stated unequivocally that she was "murdered" by a Capitol Police officer"

And that Capitol Police officer is suing for defamation right now, I hope! Since he's not a public figure, and Fucker is a proven liar, I expect a massive and swift settlement.

Fucker sucks :(

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