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Sorry RP but I cant watch that dickhead, I know he's an advisor to president shithead but I just can't...

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I hadn't even heard of that disaster. That's horrifying.

The Challenger shuttle is another good example of what happens when you pay attention to the people saying "we need to finish the project no matter what" instead of the actual experts...

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“Blue jeans and rock & roll invaded the world“

The first of which was invented by a nice Jewish man from Bavaria and the second of which had its birth from the rhythms brought to America by enslaved people.

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Whoops! Emma Goldman! Thanks for the correction.

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I made the mistake-Emma Goldman was deported. Mea maxima culpa.

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12,000 years is hardly forever. /s

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Don’t burst my bubble:-(

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I know Tucker and his jingoistic circle jerk buddies don't give a rat's arse about what the rest of the world™ thinks, but from the outside perspective, the fact that the US manages to assimilate immigrants while allowing them to retain their cultural identity has long been regarded as one of your strengths.

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Oh I read that too except the name of the illegal arms dealer was Ronnius Reagannium

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It is the old tired "liberals hate America" line but with extra racism on top.

Tucker and his friends don't criticize America even a little, because it is basically a splendid place for rich white men like them. Liberals and POC don't like it so much because we kind of think it ought to be a good place for everyone, and that undertalented, overcompensated shitstains like Tucker might possibly have it too good.

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Speaking of Dickcheese, forcing people to eat Swanson TV Dinners is a violation of International Law, isn't it?

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Anybody who says Somalis need to assimilate is displaying extreme ignorance. For one thing, going from immigrant to member of congress in a single generation demonstrates jaw-dropping acculturation to the new place. In Minneapolis, virtually all of the Somali newcomers now speak excellent English, and their children have Minnesota accents, don'tcha know. Nearly everyone but the old and disabled have jobs or are in school. What more assimilation do people expect? It's pretty clear that Carlson doesn't know the first thing about Somalis. He should just shut his gob. I had the privilege of voting for Omar. People here like the job she does. This is called Democracy. We get to pick who represents us in Congress, and we are quite satisfied with Omar, thank you very much.

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Also the lead water pipes.

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I actually support the idea of re-education camps and also work camps for the rich.

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EARLY Malcolm X speeches. I'm not interested in educating him, only nudging him toward a hate-stroke.

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