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jqheywood's avatar

A white woman voting for Barack Obama >² Tucker's tiny penis (with accompanying tiny bow tie).

Fixed it for ya...

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I think I'd like a nothingburger, actually. This shitburger they've keep serving is fucking nasty.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

BUT ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I'm just talkin' bout Carlson

Shut your mouth!

No, really. Shut up about that bowtie cockring buttdouche. Not kidding.

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"we have government so we don't fling poo at eachother to settle an argument."

This may explain the teabaggers' dislike of government.

The Quirk's avatar

Smilin' Chuckie Manson?

diogenez's avatar

I know this has probably given Tucker his first boner all year, but I'm trying to un-imagine that image.

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Found a YouTube video, did they? That is some mighty impressive, major-league investigative reporting! I bet those pros even used the Googlez!

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Do they have a Pantone scale, like the old Afrikaaners did, for deciding how racist to be?

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How did the wingtards, somewhere along the road to rightwingnuttistan, manage to forget that we as a nation are self-governed? They act as if "Big Gubmint" was some sort of evil, alien force that they have to wage war on (and not just with votes.)

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Whatever Miffed Money does, you can be sure it will be playing to the base, rather than appealing to the middle-of-the-road swing-state undecided voters. This is sheer, inexplicable idiocy, and this is why he's going to get his ass handed to him on election day.

jqheywood's avatar

Ewwwh...now you made me think of Walnuts & Ham Biscuits....Do not want...

jqheywood's avatar

No, rice. The Coup d'Etat comes with noodles.

PsycWench's avatar

Indeed, I would say that this story underscores Romney's campaign problems. When this is the kind of defense you have, you're in serious trouble.