1861 Comments
User's avatar
Pere Ubu's avatar

Still amazed anyone could look at Tucker's bemused pooch face and take anything he says seriously.

Expand full comment
Jjamie's avatar

Well, this my sad updaye of the loss of those little girls. I mean murder...Well, I now know that when the fucking bastard picked them up outside the Sherrifs department he looked at the mothers new husband and said, "You think you are going to raise my children?" We could guess she wanted to grab them and throw them back in her car, perhaps. But she didn't..she was being a law abiding citizen. Don't know if a deputy heard, if they had, would they have responded to the threat? Now I am glad he's dead because I can't imagine going through the court system over and over again

Expand full comment
RSKPDX's avatar

I can’t even follow these unhinged rants

Expand full comment
Maryland Bear's avatar

54-40 or Fight!

Expand full comment
DDB9000's avatar

There was a really good Canadian band with the name 54-40...

Expand full comment
DDB9000's avatar

That's great!

Expand full comment
Violet Likes Pretty Flowers's avatar

Baby ran, she ran away.....

Expand full comment
Dudley Didwrong's avatar

“Remember Lundy’s Lane and to hell with…” uh, nothing rhymes, I guess. Google Lundy’s Lane if you aren’t up on your Canadian history.

Expand full comment
Robert Eckert's avatar

Remember, remember the twenty-fifth of July,

There's something to remember, but I don't remember why...

Expand full comment
Brianna Amore's avatar

Make Tucker Irrelevant Again.

Expand full comment
DSLinDC 🏳️‍🌈's avatar

I propose a trade. Canada receives Tucker. We receive poutine. It’s a very good trade.

Expand full comment
Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

I'd hate to screw up getting rid of Cucker, but we here on the North Coast already have a poutine restaurant (or will in the very near future - the once and future Banter should be opening any day now)

Expand full comment
Dudley Didwrong's avatar

Can you work Ted Cruz in some way?

Expand full comment
Wondering Woman's avatar

A little alliteration is awesome! Also, while America would love to be rid of the "treasonous, testicle-tanning troglodyte", Canada seems like a nice country that, despite whatever flaws it has, is way too civilized to be inflicted with Tucker. And yes, Becca, please let Andrew be our Canadian boyfriend on the regular.

Expand full comment
Revenant's avatar

After all, Canada gave us Joni Mitchell and the McGaricall sisters Who can hate, or even slightly dislike them after such gifts?

Expand full comment
Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

I've noticed a lot of my favorite YouTubers seem to be Canadian, eh.. Brandon Tenold, JJ McCullough, Caelan Conrad, and Scaredy Cats/Thought Slime all originate on the other side of the lake from me if I'm not much mistaken. Probably some others I'm not thinking of now.

Expand full comment
DDB9000's avatar

McGarrigle.....

Expand full comment
Revenant's avatar

Damn, I had just looked them up to check the spelling, and in that few seconds forgot. Spend near half of each day looking for things I had just put down, just a moment before.

Expand full comment
Sharon Thomas's avatar

I think you meant "infected with Tucker."

Expand full comment
Chino Cherokee's avatar

Tucker is serious people. Seriously.

Expand full comment
RogationDays's avatar

I am voting for our new Canadian boyfriend

Expand full comment
Babs_MD's avatar

You can TOTALLY be my new Canadian boyfriend, Andrew!!

Expand full comment
Zap's avatar

MOAR Andrew Fleming pls.

Expand full comment
Revenant's avatar

"A tale told by an idiot

signifying nothing."

And by the by, Pucker, who is the "we" that you imagine will "liberate" Alberta from the tyranny of what, sensible public health measures in an epidemic? Being governed by a prime minister who is not a toady of Vladimir (Strong as Bull) Putin?

Expand full comment
AIB's avatar

Coincidentally, the radio play reading I’m performing in this weekend takes place in Canada and is based on the murder mystery “Still Life” by Louise Penny. As a refreshing change, the play never mentions the US. Outsiders are from Montreal. We’re sold out both days and yesterday’s performance went well. I expect today’s performance to go even better as the actors settle into their roles.

Expand full comment
Babs_MD's avatar

I love Louise Penny!! My kids and I have listened to almost all of her books.

We listen to audiobooks in the car.

Expand full comment
AIB's avatar

I’m playing Clara’s husband Peter.

Expand full comment
kmblue187's avatar

We wimps in Atlanta (I still think of myself as a California girl) will drop to 14 degrees in the coming week. I truly hope no one dies trying to get to the caucus, it's so not worth it.

Will Trump call someone who froze to death a "loser"?

Expand full comment
Babs_MD's avatar

"Will Trump call someone who froze to death a "loser"?'

Yes.

Also, that is very cold! Bundle up and stay warm - stay inside with a cup of hot cocoa, if you can. Preferably with a good book and a cat to snuggle with.

It was -2 here in Northwest Arkansas this morning, and won't get above 6 today. The cat does not enjoy this much cold, but the labradogs f-ing LOVE it.

Expand full comment
kmblue187's avatar

I plan to cuddle with my dog, stay on the couch, and watch TV.

I would love to see Trump frozen in a snowdrift like Jack Nicholson at the end of "The Shining."

Trump's eyebrows could hold so much ice.

Expand full comment
kmblue187's avatar

Has anybody ever noticed Tucker is almost as orange as Trump?

Expand full comment
Zap's avatar

Never watch him.

Expand full comment
Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Iceland volcano: Huge lava flows as volcano erupts

(with video)

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-europe-67974967

Expand full comment
BosGrl's avatar

Terrifying and beautiful.

Expand full comment