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Easy mistake. He's a constipational scowler.

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I didn't see this before I posted mine.

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The dress is clearly blue and white...

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Someone this AM was talking about how even Republicans overwhelmingly support background checks for gun purchases, and wondered why if this is the case why nothing gets done.

Of course he knew the answer was that POLITCIANS (in this case, mostly Repubs) want their money from lobbyists, and they always will.The ONLY thing that might stop this kind of thing would be a law prohibiting lobbyists completely, which of course will never happen.

So mo matter which party is allegedly in charge, it will always be the lobbyists who are really in charge.

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A&W root beer is now owned by Dr. Pepper*, and I presume they have that in the restaurants (they do it the stand-alone A&W drive-in closest to me), but I don't know what brands LJS usually has.

*they also own the Crush, Royal Crown, 7Up, Squirt, Vernor's and oddly, Hires Root Beer brands, in addition to others. For what it's worth, I always preferred Hires to A&W.

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More like Leroy Neiman?

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Ouch the TuckerStupid hertz my eyez.

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My back pain-suffering wife gave in to that snake oil in a moment of weakness. They basically stuff packing material into a sack and call it a pillow.

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He gets careless with his walk-in microwave.

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And is still constipated.

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OMG this is fabulous. Best recipe ever! I imagine you can get the fine folks over at Bon Appetit --specifically Claire--to do a vid of it.

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Someone gave Carl Reiner a MyPillow. He said the only thing it was good for was farting into it.

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Sunshine is the best disinfectant. He's "turner diaires" all the way.

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I am stealing that.

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LJS's is the radio shak of food. Why did it ever even exist?

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That's just crazy to me, that they really think a majority of people in this country are totes down with straight up killing healthy babies. The decades of right wing media spreading lies to rile up their ignorant base have really taken their toll.

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