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STOP The Insanity's avatar

Trump doesn’t care what his intelligence people report. He said they are wrong . Maybe they have yellow cake?

marcus816's avatar

Tucker, Steve, Tulsi, and Ted fighting to the death!

Oh be still my rapturous heart!

The very thought of them potentially taking each other out has me hopelessly twitterpated!

If only!

Jacqueline Klein's avatar

Anyone noticed how Tuckums said “they’ve been very nice to me” Instead of saying that they always push unfounded Russian propaganda which is the actual truth? He had no problem pushing the same bullshit propganda when he was himself another propaganda pushing lier. I guess he sees this as a chance to be relevant.

Maybe's avatar

While I don't wish anybody dead (because I don't want to be the sort of person who wishes someone dead), this headline did make me perk up.

It brought to mind one of my favorite memes:

There once were two cats of Kilkenny,

Each thought there was one cat too many,

So they fought and they fit,

And they scratched and they bit,

Till, excepting their nails

And the tips of their tails,

Instead of two cats, there weren't any.

Janet M Jensen's avatar

I can't believe I was actually applauding Tucker Carlson for his takedown of Cruz. It was really good.

Megan Macomber's avatar

HOLY WAR!!! But they're all holy wars to these hate mongers, as long as we're killing Arabs who have the unmitigated gall to worship differently. Or, actually, anyone who disagrees with God Emperor [fill in the blank with name of GOP president]. Covid was a holy war on blue states that--oops!--turned out to be far more lethal to red state folks brainwashed by the same media machine now beating the drum for this war.

AKLynne's avatar

I guess they've got nothing better to do.

Mark's avatar

"Why, exactly, Bone Spurs has decided RIGHT NOW that the US needs to get involved, though, is a bit of a mystery."

It seems obvious to me... His polls suck, and are on a downward trend with no signs of reversing course. It's a well-worn trope - when this type of thing is going on, pull the emergency cord - the cord being "start a foreign war" so that the populace will rally behind you.

Maybe's avatar

Repubs start wars and Dems have to end them. Then Dems get criticized for doing it.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Tulsi's on the outs? Daddy Vladdy will not be happy about that.

Michael Bowen's avatar

Putin vs. Netanyahu - Poor dotard will have to make a choice which master he wants to serve.

Maybe's avatar

Russia, Israel, and the US are the new axis of evil.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Bestest episode of "Bible Chat" EVER!

Wookiee Monster's avatar

But if he eliminates Tulsi’s job, how will Putin get his daily briefings?

mzf's avatar

Tulsi washes Putin's brief?

Who knew?

As was pointed out, Tulsi's hair streaks/highligts look like those of Steven Tyler. Who does their hair?

boo radley's avatar

To be fair to Ted Cruz, he humiliates himself given any chance whatsoever. It hardly takes a great strategic mind to make him look like a dingus.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Cruz has impeccable credentials for that right there what you said.

beb's avatar

Netanyahu is going to be the death (literally) of Israel.

Maybe's avatar

Israel is now a terrorist state. This has nothing to do with Jews. Netanyahu is to Jews as trumpy is to Christians. They use religion as a disguise, a shield, and bait for their followers.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Just another high ranking felon running a country that's armed to the teeth with all hands on the holy book, and probably some sort of sacred cloth.

Brian McCurdy's avatar

It feels like food poisoning to agree with the likes of Gabbard, Tucker, Three-Shirts and Marge in this very limited instance. I hold out hope that this dimwitted escalation blows over and the natural order of things returns so we can go back to deriding these unmitigated assholes.

oscarphile's avatar

Oh, they'll flip, sooner rather than later

Wookiee Monster's avatar

It’s scary when the pro-dictator and pro-war factions of the GOP are at odds.

Axomamma's avatar

Wasn't Gabbard the one who talked about the daily briefings that Trump doesn't read? Why, yes.

My guess is, talk of firing her over this is cover for firing her for that.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/gabbard-considering-ways-revamp-trumps-intelligence-briefing-rcna209805

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

That was a sign she may want off the crazy train. She needs to be careful cause they never stop, they just throw you off 🚉