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My hammers would like a word with you. (And Carlson too ... but that's different.)

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102415's avatar

Deport him!!1111!!!!1111

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The Quirk's avatar

Brilliant as a drawerful of rocks.

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Fartknocker's avatar

If the Florida AG had any ass in her skirt, she would initiate a much more robust investigation. However, she's too busy trying to make Judge Thomas sexy happy with some oral arguments in the Affordable Care Act lawsuit.

Completely OT but it appears another TeaTard Governor is about to be indicited on tax fraud charges. Wait, it gets better: she was on Hair Helmet's possible list for VP. Yee fucking haw GOP, keep telling me about fiscal responsibility and family values. <a href="http:\/\/palmettopublicrecord.org\/2012\/03\/29\/haley-indictment-imminent-stay-tuned\/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://palmettopublicrecord.org/2012/03/29/haley-...">http://palmettopublicrecord...

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The Quirk's avatar

Being a professional masochist, I actually looked at the comments on that article. Hey geniuses, the reason this is a "Trial by Public Opinion" is that there's been no sign of a REAL trial ever taking place. I'd be perfectly happy w/ this guy facing a jury, but that's not happening any time soon, is it?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

What if you put a massive rat turd in a silky blue shirt?

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ValiumNation's avatar

Smart like two hammers.

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ValiumNation's avatar

It's there when I access the site from my phone. Weird, huh!?

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