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Sentient AI From The Future's avatar

yes, tucker[spit], lets talk about the history of forced sterilization in america and who has been on the receiving end of that.

RepubAnon's avatar

I’d suggest that it depends on how a disease is transmitted. For malaria, the police should have the right to make sure you don’t have pools of water harboring mosquito larva. If you’re transmitting HIV at an outdoor cafe, one would hope someone would suggest getting a room.

Nicola Leslie's avatar

Last I checked only one American political party had overseen forced sterilisations in modern society. And it ain't the Democrats.

just_an_otter_commenter's avatar

Yeah, forced sterilization, lobotomy, oh I don't know, something like being forced to carry a pregnancy to term? Gee I can't imagine anyone doing that to anyone. What a crazy world we'd be living in if THAT were the case!

Hemp Dogbane's avatar

In this example Laura is the top and Tucker is the lobotom.

freakishlyterrified's avatar

The worst part? There were a couple million idiots nodding right along with that shit.

RickK's avatar

What's next? Will the government start requiring restaurants to follow health rules about food temperature and vermin? What about my rights to not have to wash my hands with experimental "soap" after I defecate? And what about my right to blow cigarette smoke all up in your face? Huh? What about that, libtards?!

RickK's avatar

Or nuts, in this case.

Sybil: Patriot, Bad@ss's avatar

The jokes- ‘tucker low t Carlson. Low t Carlson. It’s like we need this laugh because we are allGoing to die

Sybil: Patriot, Bad@ss's avatar

Ba dumdum!

Made me choke on my coffee! Heathen

RickK's avatar

Just to clarify: that was parody. I am afraid Poe's Law might come into play.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

why can't you sterilize me or lobotomSame thing, right?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Obviously /s. I mean a real libertarian would be vaping, y'all.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

The nurses have ways of making you talk. Especially the 300 pound ex-sumo wrestlers.

Regis's avatar

OK, it sounds like Tucker's last doctor visit didn't go too well. He was probably told his lifestyle is putting his health at risk, he's genetically pre-disposed to certain conditions or even the dreaded "you're getting older and that means things stop working sometimes". So, being Tucker, he gets ahead of the story and starts blaming others for his predicament, this time going on air to vent about how they're gonna ruin his swimmers so when the doctor officially delivers the bad news, he's internalized it's all the damn libs fault. Bonus if he can hurt some stranger with his BS to placate his ego.

JollyRogerMexico's avatar

I seem to recall during the AIDS crisis a number of people* being prosecuted for having unprotected sex while knowing that they were HIV+

Am I just imagining that?

*Of course I seem to recall that it was generally black men that were being prosecuted