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Vic's avatar

What's with all the giggling, Fish Stick Boy?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

When I was a boy, saying the sorts of things Tucker says about Russia would get you hounded completely out of American media. They wouldn't give you a job parking the execs' cars.

NH is for πŸ¦‘πŸ„πŸ's avatar

Hmm…as someone who lives in Germany I’m not seeing this destruction of the economy of which he β€œspeaks.” I must be blinded by all that NATO propaganda..

Vic's avatar

Meanwhile, look at the US during the Republican ascendancy, 1968-2020.

Thanks, Republicans. USA no. 39! USA no. 39!

DDB9000's avatar

Jack Benny would appreciate that...

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Starting to look a lot like his greasy looking dad did.

Vic's avatar

Tucker was hated by both his parents and both his step-parents. I wonder why.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Why is Tucker doing this? It can’t just be for the money. He has all that FU frozen Salisbury steak money. He doesn’t really need to be a paid Russian propagandist.

Is he doing it just for the love of racism and fascism?

Teddy Barnes's avatar

Ego......end of story. He HAS to be in the lime light. After he got spanked by Jon Stewart and banished to obscurity, it destroyed his unearned, supposed, superiority. His grubby little privileged ass has been grasping for crowning as king of shit mountain ever since.

As is his normal M.O., he will overplay his weak hand and get shuttled to C team hell once again.

The Horned Tulip God's avatar

I'm voting for bloody-minded spite.

Carz's avatar

They have kompromat on him. My guess it has something to do with his manliness complex. Like, he only has one ball to tan, or something like that.

tim gueguen's avatar

They probably don't. Just like they probably don't for the hundred other right wing creeps a week I see people claim Russia has a hold on. Most of them just do it for their own petty, ignorant reasons. People give Russian intelligence services far too much credit.

Don't dox me bro's avatar

He still has his prepubescent silly little boy laugh. He looks about as pasty, sweaty, and pudgy as he was before. Turd is still a turd

Brianna Amore's avatar

Russia has ALREADY been defeated on the battlefield. But like the Nazis, they're too stupid to realize it.

Jus_Wonderin's avatar

Tucker is not aging well. He kinda has a turtle look happening.

Arolpin's avatar

That’s the German word at least. Wouldn’t put it past the Russians to steal the word. They would love to steal the potato, too.

Irvin M.'s avatar

ΠΊΠ°Ρ€Ρ‚ΠΎΡ„Π΅Π»ΡŒ. Kartofel. Like Bill said.

HoΝ›gΝ¦Ν₯eΝ¬Ν’yeGr̰̻̜e̬̞̠xΝ”'s avatar

I can think of one good reason that he looks like shit.

Because he is, in fact, shit.

DDB9000's avatar

BULLETIN:

''Fox News will weave in Trump during GOP debate despite the former president's decision to sit out''

SO where does that leave poor Fucker?

ADDENDUM: Jack Smith quashes PAB's 2026 trial date idea.

Maxneanderthal's avatar

That's Fucker? Really? Fuck me sideways, he looks rough.

Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ's avatar

"he’s going to play Mitch McConnell in a Netflix biopic"

I tagged the Crypt Keeper for this role, but ...

Cyderist's avatar

The alien from β€œMac and Me” could do it too.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

I guess his non-compete with Fox proved unbreakable after all. Or at least so far.

I mean, surely he's not doing this because he prefers it to being on Newsmax.