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I am reminded that Tucks is the company that used to make medicated pads, mostly for cleansing your ass. And they still exist!

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Tucker Carlson is the most dangerous man in the USA.

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"Tucker" is his trans stage name!

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I like to point out now and then because it's amuses me that, really, Ukraine kinda is the Russian motherland, more than those sad, Johnny Come Lately kleptocratic pretenders squatting now in Moscow. Going back to Kievan Rus. This something that sad, short, lying wanker Putin knows all too well, and likes to play around in calling for his war, him with his dreams of a resurgent Imperial Russia.

The least of the street urchins who filled Maidan Nezalezhnost is your better by a mile, you sad, pasty, lying little hollow chested runt. When ya gonna give it up, come home, join the side you always knew were the best of you, prodigal Vlad. Or, hey, at least die and get out of their way.

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These fuckers really hate American ideals.

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“So like why are we in favor of Democracy anyway. Doesn’t it just lead to a bloated inefficient beuracracy? Why don’t we just hand all power to one eternal god king strongman!”

I’m sure there will be much more whiny entitled racism but you know it’s coming

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Russia is a fine democracy, too. You get a choice! Putin or gulag.

Free and fair.

/s

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Far more useful.

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Mike Turnip being the voice of reason on any subject means the inmates are already running the asylum and have been for a good long while.

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I love that whole "economy the size of Italy" thing because of course that's just the measurable, legal parts of the Russian economy.

I'm not convinced that illegal economic activity in Russia isn't larger than the legal part.

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Hey, it's hard being a monarchist in a nation that made rejection of monarchy a foundational principle!

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That's true of every country, including Italy.

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But Russia does democracy, in fact Putin got 105% of the vote last election.

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Agreed, but not to the extent it's true in Russia.

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