“Massive size is a threat, no matter what it is. Always. In our bones we understand this. Anything huge is inherently terrifying to us. Children run from big things!”
So this whole screed was because his wife said 3 inches was too small?
"The Athenians invented democratic government, but at its peak, Athens only had about 8,000 voters. So, past a certain scale, democracy can't function very well."
People also credit them with developing logic, Tucker.
Even more hilariously, Athenian men didn’t consider themselves “white”. Women were white because they weren’t allowed out of the house. Men were black from the sun.
If Tuckley Sterling Swanson von Carlson VIII is so concerned about hormone disruption in humans, maybe he should be ranting against the DuPonts and the chemical industry, but then he'd be off the guest list for their batshit holiday parties.
As I'm sure someone has already mentioned, between Covid and opioids we are making room for a lot of immigrants.
Covid is kissing close to 850,000 deaths at 2K+ a day, and on the opioid side half a million (500,000) deaths from 1999 to 2021. With 100,000 coming last year, in 2021.
Let it be also be noted that we have no record of children or anyone else running away from Tucker Carlson in a locker room, communal shower or public bath.
What? If he can go from low testosterone to Jan. 6 to woodland cabins in a heartbeat, we might as well stick his junk in there, too.
“Massive size is a threat, no matter what it is. Always. In our bones we understand this. Anything huge is inherently terrifying to us. Children run from big things!”
So this whole screed was because his wife said 3 inches was too small?
"Your relationships are the sum of your life."
That sounds wrong. Surely "your life is the sum of your relationships" is more what he was trying to say?
"The Athenians invented democratic government, but at its peak, Athens only had about 8,000 voters. So, past a certain scale, democracy can't function very well."
People also credit them with developing logic, Tucker.
Anyone anywhere would rather fuck anyone other than TuckTuck.
I call the bingo card spot for "long covid is just low t".
If that is the case, I feel great not having relationships with the MAGAs.
Even more hilariously, Athenian men didn’t consider themselves “white”. Women were white because they weren’t allowed out of the house. Men were black from the sun.
She probably already has
Jesus Tucker, get therapy already.
Past a certain scale?Well. It can get confusing if certain people only count as 3/5 a person
If Tuckley Sterling Swanson von Carlson VIII is so concerned about hormone disruption in humans, maybe he should be ranting against the DuPonts and the chemical industry, but then he'd be off the guest list for their batshit holiday parties.
Seriously, one of the most dangerous people in America today.
As I'm sure someone has already mentioned, between Covid and opioids we are making room for a lot of immigrants.
Covid is kissing close to 850,000 deaths at 2K+ a day, and on the opioid side half a million (500,000) deaths from 1999 to 2021. With 100,000 coming last year, in 2021.
“Children run from big things!”
Let it be also be noted that we have no record of children or anyone else running away from Tucker Carlson in a locker room, communal shower or public bath.
What? If he can go from low testosterone to Jan. 6 to woodland cabins in a heartbeat, we might as well stick his junk in there, too.
This is equal parts hilarious and mortifying
Isn't that kind of racist? The "big black buck" part. I really don't know, as I'm more interested in the sexism than the racism.