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David in NYC's avatar

I see what you did there.

thixotropic jerk's avatar

“Minor details”-Matty Gaetz (an expert in such things)

Rickyphoo's avatar

I am extremely frustrated about what is going on in Congress right now and I would like to tell the GQP senators and reps, as well as those two asshole Democratic senators, (you know who I mean), that I am "concerned", but I will guarantee you that if I went charging into the Capitol building, assaulting the Capitol Police officers on the way, I would be arrested.

So, no, Tucker, you're wrong and your argument is full of shit.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Why, when the old favourites are still so popular?

HammerHeadSid®'s avatar

With a name like Tucker and a face that always looks like he hasn't dropped a deuce in weeks...Even I would have been tempted to take his lunch money in middle-school...

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

"But you should never punish someone for expressing his political views"

This will also be Tucker's argument for acquitting the assholes who killed Ahmaud Arbery.

HarryButtle's avatar

Sadly, he's currently Chair of the Energy & Natural Resources Committee.

aureolamanita's avatar

You should see Portland! I've driven through several times in the past year, including taking the family to the museum and for dinner at a sidewalk cafe. The sheer magnitude of the destruction is mind-boggling. Why, there was graffiti in this one place, and some of the flower beds appeared to no longer be blooming. I hesitate to even share this, knowing how sensitive some of us are, but it was like some kind of bomb had gone off, filling the place with people who had interesting clothes and hair, and there were bicycles, and artists, and idle hipsters people-watching. Truly hell on Earth.

Marceline's avatar

I always wonder how Tucker eventually...ends. He's not immortal. Nothing lasts forever. How will he exit our collective consciousness?

Daniel's avatar

"So rather than answer their questions or reassure them that our system is real, we throw them in jail?"

I really thought the money was mine. I have an account at that bank and I believed, honestly, that so much money was mine it had actually leaked out of my account and into the accounts of other people. Are you going to answer my questions, and reassure me that the system of personal accounts in that bank is real or are you just going to throw me in jail for so-called "robbery"?

Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

Out the traditional exit orrafice

Chino Cherokee's avatar

Well done my friend.

Very, very well done.

leemoder's avatar

Torn apart by a pack of methed-up Chihuahuas.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

We had pet minks for a number of years. Ms. O wanted a pet otter, but we don't have the water access for that.