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The_Shadout_Mapes's avatar

Wait…do Gays not have their own version of The Chart like Lesbians do?

Wowdad's avatar

Perhaps it's not that Tucker is extremely threatened by Mayor Pete, it's more that he's extremely attracted to Mayor Pete (aren't we all?) and Tucker just can't handle that about himself.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I was going to write a brilliant psychosexual analysis of Tuckums' psyche but then hit that big unanswerable question: Why bother?

Teddy Barnes's avatar

This is just a rich , insecure, talking head/attention whore, with small dick syndrome, fearing his own lack of masculinity...........penis envy on full display. Go get some Tuckums !!!!!

zb23's avatar

according to IMDB the only producer credit on his current show is himself. the only producer credit on his Fox show was himself and Brian Kilmeade for 2 episodes.

Timothy Shea's avatar

Leave Tucker alone. His heart was clearly broken when his producer told him that. Tucker: "*sobs* HE IS TOO, GAY! well, if he's not FINE. It's just that...he's so cute even boys want to kiss him!"

Doctor Kiddo's avatar

Did Tucker do that weird, high pitched giggle he is famous for after saying, “So, I said that on the air and people got all offended. I thought it was kind of hilarious”? Tucker is so obviously threatened by a strong, articulate, brilliant, kind, empathetic, loving, happily married, successful gay man. Tucker embodies all the feeble, pathetic failings of white, cis, x-tian nationalist, misogynist, bigoted males. No wonder Mayor Secretary Pete scares him.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Is this like when republicans would say Obama wasn’t really black?

"M"'s avatar

It was not only Republicans who would say that.

But that may be a discussion for another time.

Resource NW's avatar

So they have a list... sounds horribly familiar.

Khavrinen's avatar

"(The parents are currently in prison for the frauds and the tax evasions. Maybe they are in a gang now with Steve Bannon, who is also a current American prisoner.)"

If they can get all the criminals from Trump's administration in the same prison, they could make up a whole gang all by themselves.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

They've already got a choir.

Zap's avatar

They've already got their gang on the outside. They're called republicans.

"M"'s avatar

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I don't understand how people are even still debating this

Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Eh, I've found that most of my gay friends started their first relationships as hetero partnering because growing up in the early 60's YOU WERE BASICALLY BLUDGEONED INTO THE CLOSET.

So even if SecretaryMayor Pete dated and/or had sex with women that doesn't mean he isn't gay, it means that once he got past the fervent socializing in our society regarding gender roles he would have figured out that it didn't really work for him and went with where his heart actually led him.

Cucker is such a moron.

Jessica's avatar

Or maybe he's bi or pan. Shrug

The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

Shit, my gaydar has never worked very well and even I can see that Mayor-Secretary Pete is gay, gay, gay, all day!.

Ashannfishsticks's avatar

Tucker's what, mid 50s? Innit time to retire the "bully in an 80s movie" posturing, bro?

Zap's avatar

It's the only role he knows.

"M"'s avatar

Now you've given me a picture in my head of Kucker sniffing Craig Sheffer's blue blazer at night from Some Kind of Wonderful

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Ward From Cali's avatar

So many times we claim LOL when in reality we are just amused a bit. But...

"He went on to recount how one of his producers, who is gay, told him that Buttigieg 'is not gay.' Carlson says he believes his producer because 'gays all keep close track of that stuff.'

Yeah, I chortled at that. Bending over, out loud, coffee all over my screen if I had any in my mouth LAUGHING. (I had in fact swallowed just prior to reading that, bullet dodged!) We're talking Atomic Wedgie levels of hilarious and stupid public dorkness, here. It makes me wish I was still in high school.

Katerwauler's avatar

"bending over" oh you've sent off Tucker's gaydar

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Try unplugging it and plugging it in again.

It works for my router.

Ward From Cali's avatar

Gaydar is def a thing, but it doesn't work too good unless the target is single or on the prowl. It ain't any different than noticing the signals of heterosexual interest.

I don't mean to belabor the obvious, of course you know that. I'm just pointing out that this is the most concrete proof I’ve ever seen that Gay Incels do indeed exist.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Just wait ‘til Pete is Tucker’s president!