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Truxpin49's avatar

“he can't separate his M&Ms by color so he doesn't inadvertently eat a male M&M and accidentally get hard-shelled candy cock in his mouth.”

This sentence shows why Evan is the best and all others just wish they could be him.

CripesAmighty's avatar

Yah. Pet peeve--conflating the Soviet Union with a hypercapitalist kleptostate run amok.

Notreelyhelping's avatar

If Russia overthrew Putin in a peaceful revolution, had free and fair elections, and became a democratic utopia, Tucker would insist they be nuked.

He’s not working in our best interests, shall we say.

rufus magister's avatar

He is far more the Moscow Prince gathering in the Russian Lands than international proletarian revolutionary.

Think Ivan the Terrible and his boyars, not the Bolsheviks.

TDubzz's avatar

In Soviet Russia, Tucker invades you!

D Gifford's avatar

Wow, its a great article. Thank you Evan, I needed that. Specifically the part about Tucker pulling it out of green M+M to notice global politics.

Oblio's Cap's avatar

Tucker needs to go on a long unannounced vacation for a few decades.

DemoCat 🐈🌊⚖️'s avatar

That Sleepy Joe is also such a war monger.

Ward in Cali BOYCOTT CNN!'s avatar

I dunno. Evan can point out Tucker's masculinity issues all he wants. He can point out that Fox's core demographic are now Neo-Fascist Evelangelival Dominionists these days. He can point out that Putin is the Ur-Fascist of these times, the big daddy of them all, an a natural rock star for all the wannabes.

All that would be true. But I still find Tucker's naked slobbering and propogandizing of Putin and Orban as highly suspicious...as in unregistered foriegn agent suspicious. Which is a Federal crime, by the way, a variety of Treason. Is someone looking at his finances and his contacts?

NotJeffSessions's avatar

Shit, white supremacy is as American as apple pie so it's no wonder 1/3 of white people love Putin. Fuck them.

Sleepmonger's avatar

Well, he was foaming about the NSA/FBI spying on him back in July. Maybe he had good reason to be worried.

https://www.wonkette.com/di...

William Bombelyn's avatar

Can you name one war that Joe voted against since he's been in politics?

Ward in Cali BOYCOTT CNN!'s avatar

Ooh, I forgot about that. We need some high-profile trials.