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Rapey Fucks. The whole Fox lot of them.

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How has Jesse Watters managed to not get sued so far?

No seriously, if anyone is a walking sexual harassment complaint waiting to happen, it’s him. And with the culture at Fox that practically encourages management and talent to use their subordinates as if they were blow up dolls, how has he not been caught yet?

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They don't want to hurt his mother?

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That's cold. I mean, "Swanson's."

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Well I was thinking about Jesse Watters mother being a kindly Liberal. So they say. And she doesn't know what happened to her revolting son.

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Fucker Tucker. That abyss he is facing is the black hole sucking the life out of his so called career. Not soon enough.

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Wells strikes me as the type who doesn't wipe down the ball-tanning machine after he's through with it.

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I don't even have balls and that grosses me out.

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This puts the whole ball tanning episode under a new light.

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Bible camp youth counselor just joined the chat

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Just to make sure I have this right, the party that thinks a man holding hands with another man or a drag queen reading a children's story is the greatest evil ever in the history of humankind, has no problems with:

All their leaders sexually assaulting other men like this case or Matt Schlapp.

Their leading presidential candidate being a proven rapist.

Their leading presidential candidate wearing more makeup and worse wigs than a drag queen.

Their second favorite presidential candidate wearing high heel Go-Go boots.

One of their favorite congresswomen feeling up her date in public.

And that is just in the last few months.

Talk about hypocrisy.

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Their base doesn't give a fuck about the hypocrisy, why should they?

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I'm starting to think that FOX "news" let Little Lord Fishsticks go because of the millions of potential harassment suits, and not because he sucked up to Putin and lied about the election.

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Why not both?

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Sometimes I imagine Maria Bartiromo is about an inch away from snapping and accusing, on air, one of her colleagues of raping her, as happened in an episode of "Law & Order: SVU." I mean, how can she continue to work at that place? Is she that addicted to money?

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Dec 6, 2023·edited Dec 6, 2023

She's completely complicit with all of it, so long as she gets to remain in the rightwing "in-group" and continue to punch down at everyone who's not. Try as I may, I cannot take her seriously. She's what you'd get if you cloned and created a soulless, unfunny version of Cheri Oteri.

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Fancy that. Fox's former foremost homophobe had a right-hand man who used (presumably) his other hand to court other men by grabbing their junk, a smooth move if ever there was one. How much longer before we finally hear about Big Tough Manly Man Bowtie Daddy getting up to naughties underneath the bleachers with some other guy?

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Sheshed libelz!

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Monogrammed pencils? Nothing gets a guy's swimsuit area all tingly like monogrammed pencils.

Or so I've been told.

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A friend got a job where they provided him with monogrammed pencils and spelled his last name wrong.

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Maybe that "pencil" has no pencil lead interior

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Mine are monogrammed as well.

They all say #2.

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Who is #1?

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Eberhard Faber!

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William Riker!

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The hardest one

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I see the hand of Roger Ailes in this, now dead. The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. So - only bones in Ailes' coffin.

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I'm a sucker for a monogrammed pencil.

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" even as Delancey yelled out 'no.'”

FOX corporate safeword is "invisible hand of the marketplace". They should have told you at orientation.

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so, grooming and sexual assault? smooth.

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