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george lastrapes's avatar

OT but true- if the seat on the Sunlamp King's toilet in the Vertical Versailles (AKA Trump Tower) was actually solid gold, it would be too heavy for one person to lift! Obvious conclusion? The Strumpet SITS TO PEE.

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phoenix00's avatar

Are you kidding? He's one of his "many fine people on both sides"

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shayneo's avatar

yup.

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SprinkleMagic PartyBuns🥂's avatar

Yeah but getting them out's a bitch.

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Delu's avatar

And this threat to America keeps getting ignored by Trump.

Ok then.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

You just know that, on top of everything else, he's armed to the teeth.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I know this has been said before, but I blame Reagan for this shit. Before Ronnie gutted the mental health funding, Lewis could have gotten the help he needs instead of wandering around the desert believing everything the voices in his head say.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

I think he and people like him know, somewhere deep in their twisted psyches, that it's all pretence and rubbish; that the monstrous evil against which they boast they are crusading is a mirage. That's the advantage. A big one. They get to talk like the only people who really see what's going on, and posture as heroes, while risking nothing.

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David Brown's avatar

Cancun is way down in Yucatan, pretty much Mexico's "Deep South", complete with secessionist history. Also next door to Belize, arguably the weirdest central American state. I'd rather stay up here, the desert is hot but not generally wet or sticky.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

If you wait long enough, he'll show up here soon enough with another one of his clever non-comments of dufustry.

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Katwiccan's avatar

He has an upcoming trial back East for assault.

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Katwiccan's avatar

Yes she did. Nicki married a Rothschild before royalty in London. Obviously they don't mind having a brainless twit married into their family.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

You laugh, but these guys store a couple weeks worth of rations in their front "humps"

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Not so much anymore, they've all died off. These days, Vegas is run by people like Adelson, Wynn and Kerkorian

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Mathew G. Smith's avatar

Wait, so he thinks this imagined international criminal enterprise that would have to have hundreds or thousands of violent men on it's payroll is just letting him destroy their research drops and signaling stations unopposed? If it was real police would have found him skinned in the desert by now.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

I've long since stopped giving them any benefit of the doubt. When tyranny comes to the US, they'll get brushed aside at best, or maybe even man the camp watchtowers themselves.

And anyone who has to repeatedly call themselves a "patriot?" You can bet your bottom Amero they're the biggest chickenshits not in an actual coop.

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