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And then he gave away a brazillian pizzas for a sportsball promotion, all whilst living in his 34,000,000 square foot palace. Fuck him with a pitchfork. Not even with votes either.

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Let's start a petition to move the Grand Canyon out of Arizona! (By redistricting, or something, obvs) If we do it carefully enough, we might be able to eliminate Walnuts McCain's base. That would be a fitting tribute to the man who inflicted Caribou Barbie on an unsuspecting lower forty-eight.

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I was hoping to Kentucky.

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Was this also posted to happynicetime? 'Cause it should be!

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Just a quick update- Rocco's is swamped. They are literally being overwhelmed by people showing their support and trying to buy a pie there. I was going to pick up a pie, but I only have a 2 hour break and it probably wouldn't happen in that time. It's not all Arizona n's who are bigots, mostly just the Bible thumpers in the Phoenix metro area and rural areas. There are also multiple protests happening all over the state. This may blow up in their faces big time- couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of racist assholes

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I was wondering where McVeigh got the idea.

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Cram it down their throats!

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I checked a map, and it sure looks like a GOP-gerrmymandered district.

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It's the Austin of Arizona.

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AZ is just protecting your religion's right to hate other religions. And your right act on it.

<i>What could possibly go wrong?</i>

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It just might be pizza night tonight

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Their Facebook page gets a like from me.

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And any future Wonkette drinky-thing in Tucson should meet there. <a href="http://www.roccoslittlechic..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.roccoslittlechicago.com/">http://www.roccoslittlechic... Pancetta!!!!

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Papa John's founder claimed if he provided healthcare he'd have to raise the price of a large pizza by 80 cents or something! Better to have your pie coughed on by a sick employee I guess.

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I BELIEVE in the power of mozzarella!

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