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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

And then he gave away a brazillian pizzas for a sportsball promotion, all whilst living in his 34,000,000 square foot palace. Fuck him with a pitchfork. Not even with votes either.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Let's start a petition to move the Grand Canyon out of Arizona! (By redistricting, or something, obvs) If we do it carefully enough, we might be able to eliminate Walnuts McCain's base. That would be a fitting tribute to the man who inflicted Caribou Barbie on an unsuspecting lower forty-eight.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I was hoping to Kentucky.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Was this also posted to happynicetime? 'Cause it should be!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Just a quick update- Rocco's is swamped. They are literally being overwhelmed by people showing their support and trying to buy a pie there. I was going to pick up a pie, but I only have a 2 hour break and it probably wouldn't happen in that time. It's not all Arizona n's who are bigots, mostly just the Bible thumpers in the Phoenix metro area and rural areas. There are also multiple protests happening all over the state. This may blow up in their faces big time- couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of racist assholes

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I was wondering where McVeigh got the idea.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Cram it down their throats!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I checked a map, and it sure looks like a GOP-gerrmymandered district.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's the Austin of Arizona.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

AZ is just protecting your religion's right to hate other religions. And your right act on it.

<i>What could possibly go wrong?</i>

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

It just might be pizza night tonight

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chascates's avatar

Their Facebook page gets a like from me.

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chascates's avatar

And any future Wonkette drinky-thing in Tucson should meet there. <a href="http://www.roccoslittlechic..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.roccoslittlechicago.com/">http://www.roccoslittlechic... Pancetta!!!!

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chascates's avatar

Papa John's founder claimed if he provided healthcare he'd have to raise the price of a large pizza by 80 cents or something! Better to have your pie coughed on by a sick employee I guess.

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The Quirk's avatar

I BELIEVE in the power of mozzarella!

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