As a supplement to Yr Editrix's Sunday column on the "counseling" recommended by the Duggar family's homeschooling guru, we thought we'd take a look back at some other homeschooling wisdom regarding sex education for good little Christian children.
I'm firmly convinced that nothing would be more shocking, more disgusting, more perverted to these people than getting sent back in time to the cultures that lived closest to the Bible they so love and seeing how their sexual mores actually work.
It's a sexytime poem, for sure...but there's never been a group better at ignoring reality than Biblical literalists with their sola scriptura silliness.
The Christian forums and "how to interpret the Bible" sections tell you it's about a "personal relationship with God". Maybe it's a poem between God and Mary?
Hey, nice to see Dok Zoom reviving my favorite theme-column on the Internet! With Fuckabee in the running for the GOP clown-crown, I hope to see many more of these.
(Kinda like the 60 Minutes, L&O and NCIS spinoffs!)
God has a lot to say about nakedness. In Leviticus 18, the whole chapter deals with nakedness. He emphasizes again and again the danger of being careless about covering up. He plainly declares that we are not to uncover the nakedness of “any that is near of kin.”
Once you're married, ain't your spouse 'near of kin'? Is this verse why some fundamentalist Christian and Jewish sects supposedly only fuck through holes in the sheets? Or is that an urban myth?
Groping for Jesus.
I'm firmly convinced that nothing would be more shocking, more disgusting, more perverted to these people than getting sent back in time to the cultures that lived closest to the Bible they so love and seeing how their sexual mores actually work.
I've rarely seen a wingnut so openly insist that those who agree with him should shut off their brains.
True. Both Christian and Muslim fundamentalists just love to blame female rape victims don't they?
It's a sexytime poem, for sure...but there's never been a group better at ignoring reality than Biblical literalists with their sola scriptura silliness.
The Christian forums and "how to interpret the Bible" sections tell you it's about a "personal relationship with God". Maybe it's a poem between God and Mary?
I would thing that with a name like that he would not want to attract any additional attention.
I understand he changed his name from Hugh G Pyle.
AOT,K
Hey, nice to see Dok Zoom reviving my favorite theme-column on the Internet! With Fuckabee in the running for the GOP clown-crown, I hope to see many more of these.
(Kinda like the 60 Minutes, L&O and NCIS spinoffs!)
He tried, but Trump sued for infringement.
Or if Jesus showed up and made them follow his actual teachings.
When xtians masturbate do they get hairy psalms?
Excuse me, "purity balls" is a crude term, and beneath the dignity of my b'loved Wonkette! The correct term is purity testicles! You're welcome.
God has a lot to say about nakedness. In Leviticus 18, the whole chapter deals with nakedness. He emphasizes again and again the danger of being careless about covering up. He plainly declares that we are not to uncover the nakedness of “any that is near of kin.”
Once you're married, ain't your spouse 'near of kin'? Is this verse why some fundamentalist Christian and Jewish sects supposedly only fuck through holes in the sheets? Or is that an urban myth?
Wow! I finally understand the "logic" behind abstinence only sex-ed/ ALso, my parents are seeming more and more normal every day.