<a href="http:\/\/www.mediaite.com\/online\/chick-fil-a%E2%80%99s-head-spokesman-and-vp-of-public-relations-has-died-unexpectedly\/" target="_blank">That would seem to be a wise decision.</a>
You can&#039;t take any chances - your rock-solid faith may become contaminated. How are you gonna focus on converting every single friggin&#039; sinner you come across after setting foot in a place chock-full of errors and lies?
That can&#039;t be right. A sufficiently holy man wouldn&#039;t take a job that forbade him from preaching the gospel during work hours... and certainly not because of a silly little costume. When those multitudes of people burning in Hell cast their eyes up and ask him why, oh why, did he fail to proselytize them <i>hard enough</i> when he was on duty... how will he ever enjoy paradise with the knowledge of such a profound personal failure to obey God?
If you read the entire article, it appears that Fields was in a meeting with his superiors, and was told that he need not attend personally, as long as he arranged for two officers and a supervisor to attend. It seems that even making such arrangements was offending his religion.
They&#039;d both be equally welcome.
Really? Is &quot;reverse cowgirl&quot; in there?
He sounds like the fucking <i>current</i> Senator from Okiehoma.
<a href="http:\/\/www.mediaite.com\/online\/chick-fil-a%E2%80%99s-head-spokesman-and-vp-of-public-relations-has-died-unexpectedly\/" target="_blank">That would seem to be a wise decision.</a>
It looks like those who most object to this kind of event are the ones who most need to go.
Transmitted by air.
You can&#039;t take any chances - your rock-solid faith may become contaminated. How are you gonna focus on converting every single friggin&#039; sinner you come across after setting foot in a place chock-full of errors and lies?
Praying While Damned.
If they&#039;d just keep their big mouths shut, stay out of public view at all times and vote Republican...
The others weren&#039;t real Christians. Lousy lukewarm posers.
That can&#039;t be right. A sufficiently holy man wouldn&#039;t take a job that forbade him from preaching the gospel during work hours... and certainly not because of a silly little costume. When those multitudes of people burning in Hell cast their eyes up and ask him why, oh why, did he fail to proselytize them <i>hard enough</i> when he was on duty... how will he ever enjoy paradise with the knowledge of such a profound personal failure to obey God?
But she felt holy, and that&#039;s much more important than interfering with first responders when time is of the essence.
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la I can&#039;t hear you la la la la la la la la la.
If you read the entire article, it appears that Fields was in a meeting with his superiors, and was told that he need not attend personally, as long as he arranged for two officers and a supervisor to attend. It seems that even making such arrangements was offending his religion.
I thought he was saying his faith gives him a <em>duty</em> to be not just a jackass, but an ignorant one.
I can&#039;t go to Chick-Fil-A because I&#039;m loyal to my arteries
From the same page linked above, and taken wildly out of context, but still fun:
<i> Barnes&#039; Notes on the Bible Enter into thy closet - Every Jewish house had a place for secret devotion.... </i>
Perhaps explaining the large number of closeted Xtians.