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They'd both be equally welcome.

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Really? Is "reverse cowgirl" in there?

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He sounds like the fucking <i>current</i> Senator from Okiehoma.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.mediaite.com\/online\/chick-fil-a%E2%80%99s-head-spokesman-and-vp-of-public-relations-has-died-unexpectedly\/" target="_blank">That would seem to be a wise decision.</a>

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It looks like those who most object to this kind of event are the ones who most need to go.

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Transmitted by air.

You can't take any chances - your rock-solid faith may become contaminated. How are you gonna focus on converting every single friggin' sinner you come across after setting foot in a place chock-full of errors and lies?

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Praying While Damned.

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If they'd just keep their big mouths shut, stay out of public view at all times and vote Republican...

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The others weren't real Christians. Lousy lukewarm posers.

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That can't be right. A sufficiently holy man wouldn't take a job that forbade him from preaching the gospel during work hours... and certainly not because of a silly little costume. When those multitudes of people burning in Hell cast their eyes up and ask him why, oh why, did he fail to proselytize them <i>hard enough</i> when he was on duty... how will he ever enjoy paradise with the knowledge of such a profound personal failure to obey God?

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But she felt holy, and that's much more important than interfering with first responders when time is of the essence.

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la la la la la la la la la la la la la la I can't hear you la la la la la la la la la.

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If you read the entire article, it appears that Fields was in a meeting with his superiors, and was told that he need not attend personally, as long as he arranged for two officers and a supervisor to attend. It seems that even making such arrangements was offending his religion.

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I thought he was saying his faith gives him a <em>duty</em> to be not just a jackass, but an ignorant one.

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I can't go to Chick-Fil-A because I'm loyal to my arteries

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From the same page linked above, and taken wildly out of context, but still fun:

<i> Barnes' Notes on the Bible Enter into thy closet - Every Jewish house had a place for secret devotion.... </i>

Perhaps explaining the large number of closeted Xtians.

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