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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

At some point, the boy who cried "wolf" was eaten by a real wolf. You can only try this trick a couple of times if people are dumb before you find you are the meal instead of your intended victims.

Dina's avatar

I hope I live long enough to watch the eventual American version of the Nuremberg trials after all this is over. That's gonna be quite a docket.

willi0000000's avatar

note: replace "least qualified director of national intelligence in human history" with "least qualified director of national intelligence possible in this or any other part of the multiverse"

please.

AlbertCamus's avatar

We want tunas that taste good. - Thanks, Starfish.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

My God, Biden could have been in a wheelchair in his second term. Thank goodness we dodged that bullet! Now here’s why I support Gregg Abbot for 2028.

By Jake Tapper

Khavrinen's avatar

There are Republicans who are *still* pissed off about FDR being President...

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Ag guy on the local news is saying we need to make China happy because they're not buying grain anymore.

He still hasn't dropped PAB's name.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Wouldn't want to anger the farmers ... they have pitchforks.

Bobathonic's avatar

Why is China unhappy? It's a complete mystery.

tek's avatar

Gonna be a cruel summer..

𝑊𝐸𝑆𝑇 𝑃𝐴𝐿𝑀 𝐵𝐸𝐴𝐶𝐻, 𝐹𝑙𝑎. — 𝐹𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑦𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑠, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑒𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑙 𝑔𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑛𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑢𝑎𝑙 𝐺𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑛𝑜𝑟'𝑠 𝐻𝑢𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑒 𝐶𝑜𝑛𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒.

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

Hope DeSantis noticed how TrumpCo did not even pony up for fucking Arkansas.

Also, WHAR the fucking press interviewing every one of those victims and screaming about how the feds are just leaving them there, like they did with NC last year, even though FEMA was actually fucking there?

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

"The Press" has got what it wants. They're now the well-funded PR department of the CSA. Corporate States of America.

VaselineHabits's avatar

Can't wait til hurricane season 😩

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

If there's no money to grift he's not interested at all.

Bobathonic's avatar

So I walk into the federal office building, and the news is showing the stupid Comey 8647 bullshit. I guess it's a slow news day.

The lobby has tvs and the news is on. I forget which, it isn't Fox. That hasn't been hereby ordered. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Mr blob's avatar

If they expect me to feel even the tiniest bit of sympathy for James Comey, or come to his defense in any way possible even on an intellectual basis

I just will not do it no sireee

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Yeah ... Orangini hasn't been gifted a plane, country, or harem.

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

Even I know 86 means to toss out.

The press has no excuse for pretending otherwise

MRK's avatar

Apparently the right has been selling themselves a whole line of 8646 merchandise for a while now.

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

oh but that was perfectly innocent! Unlike Comey!

Though I still feel no sympathy for that guy. Oh nos, what a shame, the Leopards ated your face!

Bobathonic's avatar

I only have bad words for that prick.

Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

Step 1 break it

Step 2 blame Obama

Step 3 pretend to fix or replace it

Step 4 declare genius victory

(step 1b if there's any money in it, pocket it)

willi0000000's avatar

Step 0 (from Land Shark) "Can I make money?"

...

Step 3a didn't fix, blame Biden

Step 3b try same failed fix

...

your 1b might better as 0a?

VaselineHabits's avatar

Vance literally said "Trump inherited a 2 trillion dollar TRADE DEFICIT from Biden"

Fuck the Nazis

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Actually, I think that's Step 1. "Can I make money?"

JCfromNC's avatar

"Talking in the Dark", Elvis Costello

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JnSChQtbiQ

Apparently when Linda Ronstadt did a cover of this one, he *haaaated* it, although he's since said he's sorry he was so mean about it.

She did try really hard to stick to his style with her version, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSTOJikU1Uk

Bill Door's avatar

Elvis Costello, mean about something?

Say it ain't so!

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

Was he known for being mean? I always thought he was one of the nice ones, cause he helped so many people get their starts and all.

Course, so did Prince, and he was pretty mean also XD But in a "He's fucking Prince" sort of way

Bobathonic's avatar

I was reminded of this song/version by an earlier song you posted

https://youtu.be/S1tsLzynQrU?si=-1_rLIZfvuk7W8Fg

JCfromNC's avatar

I think it was on the CD of Taking Liberties that there's a demo of a song that uses the line from "Lipstick Vogue" that goes, "Don't act like you're above me, just look at your shoes" -- he used it in an earlier song that he ended up completely reworking. It's fun hearing those alternate versions of things he's done.

Bobathonic's avatar

Totally agree. I love that he's released that kind of material. And covers, like this (such an improvement) from Out Of Our Idiot

https://youtu.be/9sNGW4eKAno?si=_ZIrikGceOm3PYG7

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

Yesterday boss man was going through his folder of LAWS and getting rid of what was not material anymore.

There was a lot.

(we tend to be tree killers, it's a fast and ready at your finger tips reference thing. Cause you could be looking up 3 different things on your three different screens and crossing them with 2 or three printed things at the same time. But I digress).

ANYWAY then he had a teams with his peers and because I was in, I got to overhear some of that. Boy oh boy. Ain't good. The folk who were all up in arms about removing statues (that had been erected during the civil rights struggle, but were totally about heritage and not hate. I digress again) seem fine and dandy with removing actual history. Specifically anything to do with black blackity black black black, with women on the side.

If any of you virginians have not yet seen the Museum to army women, down at for Gregg-Adams, you might want to do so sooner rather than later. Cause ain't gonna be no later.

Bobathonic's avatar

Ban everything but white men's credit.

Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

The John Wayne version of history.

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

And if it is not white man's credit, give it to him anyway

Bobathonic's avatar

DINGDINGDING

That's why I changed "accomplishments" to "credit".

JCfromNC's avatar

I remember being given a March of Dimes collection thingie, where you were supposed to stick all your dimes in there and then send it off once it was full.

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

Was around Easter, wasn't it? Or was that the fall one XD

I am mixing up my little boxes to fill with change

Bobathonic's avatar

I'm confusing it with some Halloween beg.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

The fall one was UNICEF ... used to carry the box around on Halloween.

JCfromNC's avatar

I remember getting those, too.

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

I still vaguely remember the march of dimes drives. By my time, polio in this country was over, but it was still in other countries

Bobathonic's avatar

It's making a comeback!

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Well, here's a nightmare headline: Hospital to family of brain dead woman: She must carry fetus to birth because of abortion ban

Talk about women being nothing more than vessels for children.

JCfromNC's avatar

If the baby was already at the point of viability, and if it was developing healthily, and the family wanted it, I could see doing that, as a "we want to let it develop naturally as much as possible before we remove it" kind of thing. It'd be rough on the kid -- "sorry, your mom died before you were born" -- but they'd probably make okay if the family was decent. If it was a couple of weeks away from viability and the family *didn't* want it, I could almost see trying to persuade the family into letting it develop enough to be removed and then given up for adoption. But if they said no, or any of those first conditions were untrue, then no. Sorry, fetal tissue, you're going to die with the rest of your host.

Shananigan's avatar

Organ donation used to require an advanced directive. Now even a corpse doesn’t have rights if it has a uterus in it.

Also, I read that the fetus is likely not viable now. So they’re basically experimenting on her dead body. Against her family’s wishes.

VaselineHabits's avatar

That they're going to bill the family for. And even if that kid does survive, who knows what kind of life they will have

This is beyond bleak and fucked up

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I can't imagine being the doctor who, because they are afraid of going to prison, had to deliver that news to the family.

tehbaddr's avatar

To be fair she isn't doing much else at the moment.

/covers head

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

𝗛𝗛𝗦 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗿𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗱 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗻, 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗻𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲, 𝗥𝗙𝗞 𝗝𝗿. 𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀

The decision, which would circumvent expert panel, pleased vaccine-questioning MAHA fans

https://www.statnews.com/2025/05/15/covid-vaccine-recommendations-rfk-jr-reportedly-reversing-for-children-pregnant-women/

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

which would circumvent expert panel

The guy who claims he is not fit to give medical advice

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"MAHA fans" ... I keep reading that as fans of mahi-mahi

MRK's avatar

Make America Healthy Again, said by idiots who think men who ate steak every day, smoked three packs a day, and died of a massive heart attack at 49 were the pinnacle of health.

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

We should go on a paleo diet! Ya know, periods of excess followed by periods of famine. Food insecurity is totes healthy!

MRK's avatar

"The human body wasn't meant to eat every day."

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"Mah 'mmune system can handle anything!"

Bradthe🤖's avatar

Make America Healthy Again.

We had an RFKJr fan who had a sign with that in his front yard. He left it there when Bobby the lesser joined Trump.