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littlerice vice's avatar

What is happening in the WONKOSPHERE? I'm almost down to the end noncomments and all I hear is a loud ass whine! So TOKE UP and come up with LEGIT BITCHES!

Satanic Pancake's avatar

I really don't want another war, but if we *were* to declare war against Russia, we could finally classify Tulsi, Donnie, et. al. as actual-factual traitors. But no, we instead have to declare rolling over onto our backs, exposing our bellies, and piddling all over ourselves and the floor. Such exceptionalism.

VwllssWndr's avatar

I bet it's either Trump or Hegseth and every Republican's favorite "Democrat" either helped facilitate discussion with Putin involving classified intelligence or was in the room when it happened.

Obviously it's in the safe because she has no intention of letting anyone else know what she and the other Russian assets are up to.

Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

I am suddenly amused that "Tulsi" backwards is "I, Slut". Nothing wrong with sluts, of course (I used to be one) but worth a chuckle.

Shanna's avatar

May we have just one day where there aren't at least three things that aren't so completely b&tshit crazy you wouldn't even believe them in a movie or they don't have the potential to end what's left of the constitution? Whut the actual f?

VwllssWndr's avatar

No. The American people elected a Russian asset/convicted felon. Just consider us fortunate he hasn't nuked someone.

Yet.

superdave's avatar

Tulsi works for Putin, obvs. My guess is that the proof would expose some source very close to Vlad.

Lady Tavestock's avatar

This will be a wildly unpopular viewpoint but, I think, a big part of the reason that we're where we're at has to do with the trade agreements put in place by prior administrations to protect the Big Tech companies from adhering to privacy laws and any type of regulation. They created monopolies under the guise of national security. Why fact check anything on social media? Who cares if Facebook caused genocide in Myanmar? Who cares if Twitter amplified deadly misinformation during a pandemic?

And why to the ever-living god do we have to buy SaaS for fucking word processing?

Basically, it looks like the US got Europe to back off on privacy policies and enforcing ant-trust laws in return for lower tariffs. And now look at us. A stock market being driven by 4-6 insane companies taking on capex debt (for AI) so enormous that they can never pay it off with customer revenue.

And a president so unfit to lead this nation that I remain appalled by anyone who stands with him.

Stulexington's avatar

Remind me again how we were only mad because of judge appointments.

fawkedifiknow's avatar

I've been around a long time and sometimes think there isn't much I haven't heard or read before, but "nuttier than chipmunk shit" is a new one on me.

[Redacted]'s avatar

Well. If you’re a cocker spaniel and you eat acorns — delightful crunch — you get diarrhea and you get it faster than you can get out the door. Don’t ask me how I know. But, one would assume, chipmunks might suffer the same effects.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

(regarding the use of the Hillary gif)

I never tire of reminding people that Saint Gore Vidal once put 13 words in perfect order:

"The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so".

Seek's avatar

If you get tired of that you can go with the vastly more annoying “I informed you thusly, I so informed you thusly”

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Get tired of Saint Gore Vidal's wisdom?

Nope. That will never happen.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Similar to Linda McMahon, Tulsi hasn't met a cult she didn't like.

satch's avatar

At this point, those people are not just cultists, they know that their freedom and their lives depend on supporting TFG right to the end.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Cult dynamic just before the grape Flavor Aid/cyanide capsules/plastic bags over heads/bullets, etc.

Birb-General of the US's avatar

I think the content of the whistleblower complaint is that Tulsi "likes" Vlad, and I mean "like-likes" him, but she was mad because Vlad likes redheads and watches Jen Psaki on TV. She's also mad because Vlad said he thought AOC was hot and would make a good president, but he never said that 𝘛𝘶𝘭𝘴𝘪 would make a good president.

Patch's avatar

The nation desperately awaits the results of the 6th period social studies class survey: "Do you think Tulsi is pretty? Yes/No (circle one)

VwllssWndr's avatar

*produces cootie catcher*

S-A-I-N-T-PE-T-E-R-S-B-U-R-G

Sorry, you won't have a Mercedes.

jltympanum's avatar

Where is Joe McCarthy now that we need him?

Viole Falusche's avatar

If he were anywhere, in 2026, he'd probably be in a dacha near Moskva.

Saviour of Bread's avatar

OT: Mandelson is being investigated by the rozzers for leaking confidential plans to Epstein and he’s to be stripped of his peerage.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

His is not a hereditary peerage? Too bad, so sad.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

We got rid of most of those.

Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

I was skimming and read "Merit based peenage" and went "brrr...???"

Saviour of Bread's avatar

Retired senior politicians get them. Doesn’t matter how badly you fuck up, Pig Fucking Davie and May both got them.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

I like that moisture transport simulation.

Michael's avatar

It's way cool. You can see the bulk of that moisture bypassing Oregon swinging north into Canada then back down into the lower forty eight.

TerseNurse's avatar

Fucking Cold here. single digits, hasn't been above freezing in... a long time. My car heater (always wimpy) died. My regular mechanic's dad/partner is in the hospital with (likely terminal) cancer, so he can't look at it, referred me to another mechanic who gives me shady/non-salubrious vibes... but they're busy, so I guess that's a good sign. Anyway, if it's a 'replace the heater core'; I can't afford it, and I'm not going to dump that much $$ into my old beater. It'll be a USB portable heater for TerseNurse the rest of the winter, Imma thinkin'...

Michael's avatar

Sounds really tough... Hope the USB heater works for you and your car battery is up to the cold weather. When I was Fort Carson years ago and living off-post in C-Springs the nights would get so cold I would bring the car battery indoors in the evening to keep it warm for the morning.

Old Man Shadow's avatar

I really miss the days when government was quiet and dull.

I don't think I'll ever forgive voters who thought what we needed was more drama and less maturity than a Jr. High mean girls' lunch table.

Demme Epstein Fatale's avatar

I KNOW I will never forgive them!

TerseNurse's avatar

people who have lost (or never had) the ability to discern the difference between reality and entertainment

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

And have no idea what a social contract is.