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Stephen St John's avatar

Putting really got his money's worth out of the Rethugs this year.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

Given the Daily Briefing is mostly pictures and Trump's names, maybe too many people who are secretly aligned with America in dictatorial nations will not be murdered.

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Susanneh's avatar

Totally OT. Had my lil bit of oral surgery this morning and was given a script for a hefty amount of Tylenol w codeine. I really appreciate not having to deal with the pain for no damn reason.

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Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

I just tried to get some oxy for my ankle injury, they gave me that instead. Does it work? Make you tired?

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Susanneh's avatar

It is a very good med for the extraction pain. Idk about tendons and whatnot. I'm sleeping more, Im not trying to drive or get things done, so it's tough to judge.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Please Tulsi, go ahead and send over PAB's Presidential briefing - I'm sure Putin will love looking at the multiple pictures of things that go boom that they use to keep his childlike attention.

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Robin L'Etoile's avatar

Well, Putin would actually read it.

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Thorn Spike's avatar

Jesse needs to work on his contouring.

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Time to closely study every f-ng thing our side of the aisle does. As to Fetterman,, I want my donation back.

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

I hope you contact his people and tell him that.

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belfryo's avatar

"we’ve already witnessed from certain vichy Democrats leads us to believe that it’s entirely within the realm of possibility".

from the link: Fetterman:

“I’m the Senator for all Pennsylvanians — not just Democrats in Pennsylvania,” Fetterman said. “I'VE BEEN CLEAR THAT NO ONE IS MY GATEKEEPER". I will meet with and have a conversation with anyone if it helps me deliver for Pennsylvania and the nation.”

your VOTERS are your gatekeeper you fucking tool...Why don't you fuck off into the sun with your fellow traitor Kristen Sinema...

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"Aloha"?

Book her, Dan-O...

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mr_snarky's avatar

Is susan collins ever *not* concerned?

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Tina Mouse's avatar

When she looks at that sweet sweet bank balance being a evil anti-American corporate-licking Senator has gotten her.

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Free beach's avatar

Her brow is furrowed.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Needs moar botox.

And brains.

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Fluttbucker's avatar

"I promise to read up on this national security stuff."

"And I promise to quit drinkin' if I get the army job!"

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Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

Eager go getter, no experience but good at learning on the job.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"I'll look into the corrupt bribes to candidates." -- Pammy

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C&A Bongo Man's avatar

"Amendments, you say? I'll definitely look them up."

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

LOL

Now There's Resurfaced Video Of Pete Hegseth Completely Trashing Trump

https://www.yahoo.com/news/now-theres-resurfaced-video-pete-114022449.html

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Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

Throw it on the stack with Vance's.

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The Wanderer's avatar

The Homunculus will drop Hogsbreth for Jesse Ventura because he liked Ventura's role in 'Predator.'

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Schmannity's avatar

Can Hegseth even fire a mini gun????

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Fog of Jen's avatar

we could do worse

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Oh I'm sure we will!

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Fog of Jen's avatar

like hogsbreath for example XD

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The Wanderer's avatar

Of course we could.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I vote for "late capitalist hellscape"

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Looking forward to the end of capitalism but not wanting to live through it.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I'd prefer not to have to live through a depression like my parents did. I know it's a lot to ask ...

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Schmannity's avatar

Today is the day my meme coin, ShitCoin, launches. 300 foot Feadship, here I come!

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I'm saving my ameros for WonkCoin®

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Mr. Luxury Yacht's avatar

I would cash in my tulip bulbs and beanie babies to buy WonkCoin.

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MRK's avatar

Hey, Yahoo, stop treating Dave Ramsey like he actually knows anything about money. Stupid fucking headlines.

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Schmannity's avatar

Why do you hate Jesus?

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

But is he an influencer? That's all that's required ...

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MRK's avatar

He's been around for a very long time, telling people they have to give up anything they enjoy until retirement, or later.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

To be fair, that is pretty much the only way you and I and people like us will get to retire.

This is why I am hoping to drop in the harness

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MRK's avatar

If your job has any retirement stuff, even matching contributions, there's a way to contribute to that and still enjoy your life before retirement.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

So no glue factory for you?

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Fog of Jen's avatar

After I drop they can do whatever they want with my hooves. I won't care

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Stephen St John's avatar

She's good.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"Well, I guess annexing Mexico is out. Let's try Canada ..." -- Felon 47 policy statement

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