Maybe Nancy Mace can be the summer rerun replacement until the Fall Seizin’ starts up in October. She’s got the Bette Davis Eyes and High-Beams That Stun MAGA InCels. Allegedly.
I don't think Flynn was ever DNI -- he was, iirc, head of the Defense Dept intelligence agency or something like that. But he was fired for being a bugfuck nuts conspiracy-addled Christian nationalist.
Quoth Yr Wonkette: "Besides sucking, the reasons for wanting her gone were apparently numerous," as if sucking per se ever mattered or counted as a disqualifying trait to Ol' Shit-fer Brains when, par example, sucking his a** as if it were a crystal champagne flute brimming with the rarest bubbly is an indispensable feature of any serious candidate's CV. As with his businesses -where success and failure are not measured by any conventional parameters since they're all all a front for his multiple shady and nefarious interests and pursuits- something extra is needed to get booted off the Isle de Drumpf. Examples include the unforgivable sin of infidelity in or insufficient gratitude for the privilege of performing the requisite a**-sucking duties. There has to be something more... One is just asking.
This: "Michael Flynn, who served as DNI during two of the Obama years before he got canned for being insane?" kind of crap from Obummer drives me nuts. He appoints a Republican... why? For "balance"? "the interest of working together"? Al Franken said in real time that he could not understand why Barry kept trying to deal with the Rethugs, like, as if they are gonna deal back. Talk about not reading the room. Did someone in his circle fail to provide B.O. with a SitRep?
Because of that poorly-reasoned "Team of Rivals" book that came out in the Obama years that had the centrists and DNC class salivating about having a cabinet full of Republicans. They eat that shit up.
Lincoln's "team of rivals" was a compromise that ended up causing Reconstruction to fail first by not being nearly harsh enough to the traitors.
Like "Aloha," "Shalom" also plays both ways. A comedy bit from Nixon's first term had him in preparation for meeting Israel's PM back when the job was held, unlike now, by a female, sane, non-war criminal. Dick was guided by Israeli diplomatic expert Georgie Jessel.
"Mr. President, the Hebrew word for hello is Shalom"
"And the word for goodbye?"
"The word for goodbye? Shalom."
"Well, how do I tell which is which?"
"If she leaves after you said it, you've said goodbye."
Hire Bettina. Socialite and Misses Donald Joonyer. Rumor has it, papa Don couldn’t make it to the latest Trump prenuptial agreement party because of “the Iran thing.” Bettina was spotted shopping for 1950’s era his and hers twin beds at IKEA because she knows ALL about the bed wetting, the crying, and the cold sweating Joonyer allegedly suffers when his cocaine supply is lower than his self esteem.
You can’t read a single article about Tulsi without conservatives overcome by grief and sympathy for her husband calling liberals hateful, cruel, insensitive, intolerant people who probably caused her husband to have cancer. Joe Biden has cancer, but that’s different.
Anytime a Trump cabinet member is in real jeopardy, they go way off the rails and wander far away from their actual job duties to announce they’ve finally PROVEN either that Trump was a Russian witch hunt hoax victim perpetrated by Hilary, Biden and Obama, and/or that Trump won! in 2020. It’s a desperate move designed to make Trump’s tiny, shriveled, lonely, stumpy penis twitch slightly, and hopefully give him something to Truth about in all caps. Then it goes nowhere, like everything else, and they get fired.
I'm sure she has already transferred tons of Classified info to Putin as well as opened back doors to Russian hackers into the CIA and DIA and NSA...so there's that.
There might be some openings at Skydance, or what the hell, NBC hasn't done anything that stupid since they hired Megyn Kelly. They've probably forgotten that humiliation.
Last time I was in DC, for a wedding of a good friend's relative (part of the idea anyhow. I also got to see DC, meet up with several other old friends, &c.), and at the venue (A lily-white country club / golf course, natch) looking over the horizon was a giant disused and rotting industrial chimney. I pointed it out to my friends (they're mostly a bit lefty too) as "A splendid view of the Trump National Monument", and they were mildly amused, but one pointed out that I ought to be really careful about saying things like that around those people there. I was.
Maybe Nancy Mace can be the summer rerun replacement until the Fall Seizin’ starts up in October. She’s got the Bette Davis Eyes and High-Beams That Stun MAGA InCels. Allegedly.
I don't think Flynn was ever DNI -- he was, iirc, head of the Defense Dept intelligence agency or something like that. But he was fired for being a bugfuck nuts conspiracy-addled Christian nationalist.
Quoth Yr Wonkette: "Besides sucking, the reasons for wanting her gone were apparently numerous," as if sucking per se ever mattered or counted as a disqualifying trait to Ol' Shit-fer Brains when, par example, sucking his a** as if it were a crystal champagne flute brimming with the rarest bubbly is an indispensable feature of any serious candidate's CV. As with his businesses -where success and failure are not measured by any conventional parameters since they're all all a front for his multiple shady and nefarious interests and pursuits- something extra is needed to get booted off the Isle de Drumpf. Examples include the unforgivable sin of infidelity in or insufficient gratitude for the privilege of performing the requisite a**-sucking duties. There has to be something more... One is just asking.
This: "Michael Flynn, who served as DNI during two of the Obama years before he got canned for being insane?" kind of crap from Obummer drives me nuts. He appoints a Republican... why? For "balance"? "the interest of working together"? Al Franken said in real time that he could not understand why Barry kept trying to deal with the Rethugs, like, as if they are gonna deal back. Talk about not reading the room. Did someone in his circle fail to provide B.O. with a SitRep?
Because of that poorly-reasoned "Team of Rivals" book that came out in the Obama years that had the centrists and DNC class salivating about having a cabinet full of Republicans. They eat that shit up.
Lincoln's "team of rivals" was a compromise that ended up causing Reconstruction to fail first by not being nearly harsh enough to the traitors.
Is Snooki available? Or maybe "The Situation"?
Ask Sean Duffy.
Like "Aloha," "Shalom" also plays both ways. A comedy bit from Nixon's first term had him in preparation for meeting Israel's PM back when the job was held, unlike now, by a female, sane, non-war criminal. Dick was guided by Israeli diplomatic expert Georgie Jessel.
"Mr. President, the Hebrew word for hello is Shalom"
"And the word for goodbye?"
"The word for goodbye? Shalom."
"Well, how do I tell which is which?"
"If she leaves after you said it, you've said goodbye."
OMFG.
Funny how it's only women who the Giant Turd has shitcanned so far. What a coincidence.
Omarosa we hardly knew ye.
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Hire Bettina. Socialite and Misses Donald Joonyer. Rumor has it, papa Don couldn’t make it to the latest Trump prenuptial agreement party because of “the Iran thing.” Bettina was spotted shopping for 1950’s era his and hers twin beds at IKEA because she knows ALL about the bed wetting, the crying, and the cold sweating Joonyer allegedly suffers when his cocaine supply is lower than his self esteem.
You can’t read a single article about Tulsi without conservatives overcome by grief and sympathy for her husband calling liberals hateful, cruel, insensitive, intolerant people who probably caused her husband to have cancer. Joe Biden has cancer, but that’s different.
Anytime a Trump cabinet member is in real jeopardy, they go way off the rails and wander far away from their actual job duties to announce they’ve finally PROVEN either that Trump was a Russian witch hunt hoax victim perpetrated by Hilary, Biden and Obama, and/or that Trump won! in 2020. It’s a desperate move designed to make Trump’s tiny, shriveled, lonely, stumpy penis twitch slightly, and hopefully give him something to Truth about in all caps. Then it goes nowhere, like everything else, and they get fired.
“They got married at the Coca… Coca-Cabana…”
Shots fired outside White House. "Now we know why he didn't got to the wedding, he had an event planned" https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Rn9SyqZW8vE
Gabbard went down to Georgia, looking for some votes to steal...
Oh snap.
There's a lot of Fruit on the Loom there at the end.
I'm sure she has already transferred tons of Classified info to Putin as well as opened back doors to Russian hackers into the CIA and DIA and NSA...so there's that.
In Trump World that would count as feature, not flaw.
There might be some openings at Skydance, or what the hell, NBC hasn't done anything that stupid since they hired Megyn Kelly. They've probably forgotten that humiliation.
Secretary Gabbard will assume a key role in Hair Club for Men.
Is the DNC hiring?
You got a 'har har', but not a 'like' for that one.
My mood has improved since I have thought about a future trip to DC to visit (deface) that beautiful (fucking dank) arch.
Last time I was in DC, for a wedding of a good friend's relative (part of the idea anyhow. I also got to see DC, meet up with several other old friends, &c.), and at the venue (A lily-white country club / golf course, natch) looking over the horizon was a giant disused and rotting industrial chimney. I pointed it out to my friends (they're mostly a bit lefty too) as "A splendid view of the Trump National Monument", and they were mildly amused, but one pointed out that I ought to be really careful about saying things like that around those people there. I was.
Countdown to Banksy...