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ShrillKitty's avatar

Dimwitted Poop Funnel is the name of my new GWAR tribute polka band

"M"'s avatar

Destroying the US Forest Service is illegal, which is why they are trying to rush it through without a fight

https://xcancel.com/i/status/2057924838639968394

Morningstar Muffin's avatar

I’m sure the big guy will have an ambassadorship for her. Maybe Malaria, The Orient, or Darkest Africa.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

From the day's previous article

>>And your last present is a movie I only discovered the existence of this week, but which seems like something I should have known about, 1973’s The Baby, a psychological thriller about some guy with an adult baby fetish, decades before that one episode of My Strange Addiction came out. <<

Which reminded me of this:

SNL - Career Day - Messy Boy

https://youtu.be/jYs-QT_aZes

James's avatar

"Another source told Reuters on Friday that the White House had forced her out, presumably on the grounds that she sucked."

I thought sucking was a bona fide job qualification for the Trump regime. Judging from most of his cabinet, it sure *seems* that way. But given the deadline of the midterm elections, could this mean that the scheme he's hatching was a bridge too far even for Putin's Girlfriend™? Because a scheme too *stupid* for her is hard to imagine.

Also, next time you're gonna invoke the mental image of Trump boning Laura Loomer, could you give us a little bit of warning? Actually, make that "if you're gonna invite the image of Trump boning *anyone*". Gross.

So now the question is which Putin-fluffing MAGAtt will he select to replace her. It would be hard to find anybody worse, but I'm fairly confident the regime is up to the challenge. H'e already put K$H on the counterintelligence desk, so how different could this be? Unless you just can't reconcile K$H with "intelligence". Which *I* can't but The Dotard® probably can.

Morningstar Muffin's avatar

I imagine it’s less boning and a lot more a lot of limp dry-humping.

ciaobella's avatar

While I’d like to celebrate her exit, I trust that an even worse person will replace her.

eppe's avatar

It'll will have to be an exhaustive search, but they will eventually find one.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Toenail-eating Cruella de Ville-looking motherfucker.

ciaobella's avatar

Cruella just wanted to kill puppies. Tulsi had a larger vision.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

That job was already taken, lest we forget.

Richard's avatar
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Her lack of success, in Trump's eyes, is of course under-performing in doing whatever he wanted, whether legal or not. Being an apologist for al-Assad and Putin tells us enough of her character.

[edit] And the abomination put her in charge of our national intelligence infrastructure!

RocktonSam's avatar

She was only as good as the intelligence she directed .

probably.

Richard's avatar

I almost said nominally in charge, as almost all federal agencies are run from the White House.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Documentary shows Turning Point to be complete Fraud!

(short) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU06R6-XGZ8

Erika knew it was all smoke and mirrors. All the people running the R party are simply enabling grifts on a massive scale.

eppe's avatar

Churning Point is more like it, Widow Kirk.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I still think of her as Kirkwife.

eppe's avatar

She'll always have fond memories of the first joint bank account that they opened together.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

And all the times his massive head blotted out the sun so she didn’t burn.

TerseNurse's avatar

wait, my shocked face is at the cleaners.

eppe's avatar

And you can't find your ticket.

HI2thDoc's avatar

No surprise that Tulsi got booted

But for a while there she was perfectly suited

For MAGA philosophical purity

By handing Putin our national security

Go back to Fox where there are new lies to be tooted

HI2thDoc's avatar

That's neither me nor my shirt. I found this image on the net, probably here on Substack, and thought it was cool. Props to whoever that really is.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I like you and that picture of a shirt. : )

Schmannity's avatar

Trump Claims He ‘Did So Well With the Gay Vote’ Because He Plays the ‘The Gay National Anthem’ at Rallies

https://www.mediaite.com/media/tv/trump-claims-he-did-so-well-with-the-gay-vote-because-he-plays-the-the-gay-national-anthem-at-rallies/

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Can we all talk about the fact that suppression of homosexuality is the self fueled engine of the right?

Actually there's nothing else to say. We don't actually need to talk about it.

But its a thing.

Militant Agnostic's avatar

Then where does the racism fit in?

James's avatar

“She hates when I dance, too, at the end,” he told the crowd at the time. “She hates when I dance to what’s sometimes referred to as the gay national anthem. You know that? She hates it.”

Wow. I have something in common with Melania. What a world.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Bubba grins, lights a cigar

freakishlystrong's avatar

“[S]he says, ‘Darling, please, you speak so beautifully, would you do me a favor? Don’t do the swimming story. Don’t do the weight-lifting story. It’s so damn unpresidential. And also, darling, when you’re leaving, and they have that song, gay national anthem,'” Trump said, relaying the first lady’s remarks.

The tell is "you speak so beautifully." A. No, he doesn't. B. She wouldn't know.

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

John Fetterman would make a great DNI. Then Shapiro could appoint his replacement.

TerseNurse's avatar

"Do Not Intubate"?

Jens TINGLEFF's avatar

O/T

So, is anyone going to fo anything about it? Not Ted Cruz, by the sounds of it

‘𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘱*****’: 𝘙𝘦𝘱𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘭𝘢𝘸𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 ‘𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨’ 𝘢𝘵 𝘛𝘰𝘥𝘥 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪-𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘨

𝘛𝘦𝘥 𝘊𝘳𝘶𝘻 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘢 “𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭-𝘰𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦” 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘥

...

"... 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘭 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘴,” 𝘊𝘳𝘶𝘻 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥. 𝘊𝘳𝘶𝘻 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 “𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘭 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥.”

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/ted-cruz-todd-blanche-anti-weaponization-fund-briefing-b2982488.html

Stanta Knows's avatar

Not about Tulsi - it's about billionaires.

It's not necessary to eat the rich (probably gamey) but it is important to point at them and let everybody about their greed.

https://bsky.app/profile/xnavychief.bsky.social/post/3mmjsyrx2ok2u

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Frankly there's not enough billionaires to feed a meaningful number of people.

Its risking prion diseases for very marginal nutritional benefits.

We should compost the rich.

wavicles's avatar

They're full of toxins, botox, fragrances, silicone, stupidiy and hatred.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

We'll need well trained butchers.

James's avatar

Won't be anything left by the time they're rendered safe.

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

We have a local hot sauce that improves anything including gamey rich people meat.

ShrillKitty's avatar

| It's not necessary to eat the rich

Look, we don't ALL have access to Costco!

Stanta Knows's avatar

Rotisserie richers are one of the best bargains at COSTCO I think.

Oy!'s avatar

NYT: "By pretty much any estimation, President Trump has had a very bad week.” Sad.

John Strycharz's avatar

Another RethugliKlan pedo sex creep. I know, there's too many to count, but glad this one got outed big time. UPDATE: thanks to the courage of his victim, this pig has just been charged with assault!

https://www.knoxnews.com/story/news/education/2026/05/08/washington-county-tennessee-student-called-hot-slams-board-for-inaction/89992396007/

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

And not one of the Board Members called him out on it at the time.