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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

So, what, Mrs. Claus isn't hot enough for you?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It's a reasonable bet. They could easily be covered with cheeto dust, for all we know.

bobbert's avatar

Ima remember that one.

bobbert's avatar

Talk about incentive to stay in shape.

SullivanSt's avatar

OK, that's it. I fucking hate everone. Time to go home and drink the liquor cabinet.

The Quirk's avatar

<i> women with huge packages are difficult to masturbate to</i>

What do you have against UPS?

The Quirk's avatar

Once again, avoiding Freep for Shemuscle.com pays off for me!

PubOption's avatar

And many alleged stalking horses in politics.

Chris Grrr's avatar

I sorta feel like shouting "ERECTION LIBEL!!1!"... but you're not exactly wrong...

Chris Grrr's avatar

And as they stare at the ceiling, they should be thinking only of filling their quiver.

Chris Grrr's avatar

High-five.

(I don't know why I luuurve the overexplanation... but I definitely needed the laugh.)

Chris Grrr's avatar

Seems like we're missing a sure-fire reality show concept here.

bobbert's avatar

Yeah, I thought the "javelin thrower" rip was odd, considering that Franco had been widely played up as the hottest Olympian.

Fartknocker's avatar

This editor doesn't know shit. Rafalca fucking choked the dressage event. That's the real issue. Fucking Europeans can raise and train dancing horses that are better than the Romney's dancing pony. It's sad because we created Mr. Ed, a talking horse. This is a national disgrace.