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So, what, Mrs. Claus isn't hot enough for you?

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It's a reasonable bet. They could easily be covered with cheeto dust, for all we know.

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Ima remember that one.

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Talk about incentive to stay in shape.

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OK, that's it. I fucking hate everone. Time to go home and drink the liquor cabinet.

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<i> women with huge packages are difficult to masturbate to</i>

What do you have against UPS?

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Once again, avoiding Freep for Shemuscle.com pays off for me!

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And many alleged stalking horses in politics.

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I sorta feel like shouting "ERECTION LIBEL!!1!"... but you're not exactly wrong...

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And as they stare at the ceiling, they should be thinking only of filling their quiver.

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High-five.

(I don't know why I luuurve the overexplanation... but I definitely needed the laugh.)

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Seems like we're missing a sure-fire reality show concept here.

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Yeah, I thought the "javelin thrower" rip was odd, considering that Franco had been widely played up as the hottest Olympian.

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This editor doesn't know shit. Rafalca fucking choked the dressage event. That's the real issue. Fucking Europeans can raise and train dancing horses that are better than the Romney's dancing pony. It's sad because we created Mr. Ed, a talking horse. This is a national disgrace.

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