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eddi-SABH's avatar

"And mind me platypus duck, Bill

Mind me platypus duck

Ah, don't let 'im go running amok, Bill

Just mind me platypus duck

All together now!"

Runfastandwin's avatar

The Duckbill Platypus

likes to swim in the creek

where he catches

his food with his beak

Hollysdower's avatar

I've always said that "Platypussy" would be a great name for a James Bond parody.

Snarfyguy's avatar

God was drunk when he made that one.

eddi-SABH's avatar

He was recycling some unused bits.

Sallyfemina's avatar

Waste not, want not. Also probably for the LOL.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Precious petite platypus goes SPLASH!

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

I think they are fascinating creatures. In my collection of plushies, I have two platypuses...because sometimes, you can't just choose one.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

The babies are called “puggles”? Is platypus Latin for extra parts that were laying around?

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Close! It means flat-footed.

Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

So am I, and they don't call me a platypus. Of course they call us Homo sapiens, against all evidence.

satch's avatar

It's about damn time platypusses ( platypi?) were featured!

Sallyfemina's avatar

I think it's Greek, so "platypodes".

But us regular folk are going to stick with platypuses.

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

Jimmy Durante, eat your heart out.

The Wanderer's avatar

Hot-cha-cha-cha!

Menotsure's avatar

To see one swimming in the wild

Would be a stroke of luck

They look like the odd offspring

Of a beaver and a duck.

Miss Grundy's avatar

Merrily they roll alomg!

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

I am reasonably certain, but can't be arsed to confirm, that the plural form of 'platypus' is 'platypodes'. At any rate, surely 'platypi' is right out.

Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

Correct. Greek and Latin plurals are completely different, and a lot of species names contain Greek words.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Next on the agenda: syllabus and syllabi.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

According to Britannica, it's "platypuses." As per the Australian Platypus Conservancy, the Greek derivation should denote "platypodes" as the plural, but the word never caught on.

https://platypus.asn.au/platypus-names-including-whats-the-plural-of-platypus/

Antifa Commander's avatar

the Australian Platypus Conservancy

Excuse me, there’s an organization I have to go join NOW.

Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

Do they have a flashy ID card?

"Show me your ID."

"Here."

"Aaargh!"

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Thank you. Like 'octopus' then. When a borrowed word is fully adopted into English, it gets pluralized as such.

Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

not by some of us, who huddle in our book-lined studies and mutter about languages.

Stanta Knows's avatar

That hippo doesn't look right.

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

I woke up, saw the swimming platypus and thought 'That's me!!'

Swim swim swim!!

LM's avatar

There are not enough platypii out here. Muchas gracias

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

A bit of trivia I remember is that platypuses are monotremes, though I can't recall 100% if that's related to them laying eggs.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Monotreme comes from the taxonomic order Monotrema, and yes, the animals in that order are the only extant mammals that lay eggs. The science geeks think they diverged from the other mammalian line roughly 200 million years ago.

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

A creature of puzzle, a hodgepodge of parts,

With a duck's rounded bill and a beaver's flat tail.

It swims in the shallows and baffles all hearts,

An egg-laying wonder that never grows stale.

Lenni Nyberg's avatar

And proof, as stated by George Carlin; that God does get stoned. lol

eddi-SABH's avatar

CNBC could just list ten Red states at random and save time and money.

RB Fallstrom's avatar

Not a shred of sympathy for Graham, McConnell when it happens, or Charlie Kirk.

Martha Howell's avatar

Planner has to be happy that Google will likely return Lindsey Graham's results now when someone types in "political morass graham."

BlueSpot's avatar

Are we loosing Hooper on Fridays?

: (

Axomamma's avatar

"Arkansas is a most-improved state overall"

How fucking bad do things have to be when this is said about your state and it STILL makes the top ten shittiest states?

Erik Strom's avatar

Not sure I'd be too comfortable coming right out and declaring Ron Johnson the Senate's dumbest Republican. There's some *serious* competition for that honor. Note, for example, that Coach Tubbs hasn't left yet.

Sallyfemina's avatar

My friends from Wisconsin have thought so for years.

One of them had an orange cat with the proverbial one brain cell. He called it "RonJohn".

John Kierig's avatar

Surprised Kentucky isn't on the list.

tegrat's avatar

We come not to praise you, but to bury you. Good riddance.

David T on the Screen's avatar

How does Utah end up on that list? I'm genuinely asking, because I'm no Mormon so I wouldn't like it there but I keep seeing them score very high on every other livability index I've ever seen

Sallyfemina's avatar

The toxic pollution from the rapidly-drying Great Salt Lake is causing problems in SLC, but the rest of the state seems okay except for the drought. It's very scenic.

Maybe they considered the lack of rights for women and LGBTQ and persons of non-Caucasity?

Marlee Ostrow's avatar

My question as well. I know they have excellent health care, clean air, and low crime, so those other factors must've been right at the bottom!

Axomamma's avatar

"What in Christ’s name is Ka$h Patel talking about, saying the FBI is doing all it can to assist in the aftermath of Graham’s death?"

The cult is being primed for when Trump's guts explode. Everyone knows old people don't just die without something nefarious being the cause.

Kind of makes me wonder why there's no investigation of McConnell's "cardiac arrest" (or "fall"). Should we assume that's a failed inside job?

VwllssWndr's avatar

How the shit did West Virginia not make that list? Is it because it's easy to find a babysitter because there aren't other jobs?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Someone posted the McConnell pic in an app called Is It AI.

The app is 88% confident that the picture is AI.

Motherfucker's dead.

Sallyfemina's avatar

If it isn't fake, other sleuths are pretty sure it's from 2 years ago. Which is why he looks younger and less decrepit than the last time anyone saw him.

Axomamma's avatar

The giveaway is he's wearing street clothes in a hospital bed. That and the miraculous de-aging.

Sgt JMK's avatar

He does look suspiciously sprightly.

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

The (alleged) Supreme Court is asking for millions more to improve their security. How’s about “no.” Allow, or better yet mandate, that they use more of their current budget for security. Up to but not exceeding 100 percent of their total budget. This is not a court. It is a cabal, facilitating a slow-moving coup. Bring their operations to a crawl.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/latest-news-live-updates_n_6a54a703e4b0107f0db695c4/liveblog_6a54d4c4e4b04a4b8d2dea9d

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

Geez, you guys! I go away from the news for one weekend and come back to a dead Lindsey Graham! That was not on my bingo card.

But maybe I should go away every weekend...

VwllssWndr's avatar

I don't think he'll die again.

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

I was hoping we could work our way through a list.

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

Can we make a concerted effort to stop saying a person is”worth” __ billion dollars. Or “earns” __ billion. Or even “has.” Cut the crap. And tax multi-billionaires out of existence.

Love me some Trevor Noah. Funny man is damned sharp.

https://substack.com/@redpencilscript/note/c-293488159?r=3ixgl&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action