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Will they be looking for volunteers of a certain caliber?

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Xi is as thin-skinned as TFG. Google Xi and Winnie the Poo. Xi's miffed by some making a comparisan looks-wise.

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I'm not. But then, I'm not a saint.

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Yes, because nothing says I AM NOT SHEEP better than wearing merch emblazoned with your fascist cult’s slogans on it. 🐑

If you asked the people who buy this stuff what “irony” means, they’d tell you it’s how you get the wrinkles out of clothes.

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No beard no bootie? because manly? Hah! My demi-boy is one of the hairiest male-bodied people I've ever met. Gets a 5 o'clock shadow at noon. (He also has a somewhat higher level of testosterone than average, or did a decade ago when he was doing fertility testing.)

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And then there's when they wear an actual flag. *snort*

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Even if it were Made in America, I would not wear that Lions Not Sheep onesie for all the yuans in China.

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The sellers are Liars, NOT Lions.The customers are ALWAYS the Sheep.That should be close enough.Their customers are too Stupid to know any better.

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And that doesn't include that shirt you're wearing?

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That last hit! Fucking gold!

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Lakeitel !! Priceless.

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Big sigh and knowing nod from females of all species, everywhere.

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Can you ever see a redcap ironing anything and looking neat? They'd probably say pressing clothes is gay or something. Always sloppy if not grease-stained.

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That's almost a cartoon cue.

"Give violence a chance?"

*iron frying pan noise*

"Whadda you know, that did feel good!"

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Probably put the bag tag around an open ended strap on the suitcase. They're not too bright.

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A shame it wasn't more obvious. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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