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Selena60's avatar

Will they be looking for volunteers of a certain caliber?

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Selena60's avatar

Xi is as thin-skinned as TFG. Google Xi and Winnie the Poo. Xi's miffed by some making a comparisan looks-wise.

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sarafina's avatar

I'm not. But then, I'm not a saint.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Yes, because nothing says I AM NOT SHEEP better than wearing merch emblazoned with your fascist cult’s slogans on it. 🐑

If you asked the people who buy this stuff what “irony” means, they’d tell you it’s how you get the wrinkles out of clothes.

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demodocus's avatar

No beard no bootie? because manly? Hah! My demi-boy is one of the hairiest male-bodied people I've ever met. Gets a 5 o'clock shadow at noon. (He also has a somewhat higher level of testosterone than average, or did a decade ago when he was doing fertility testing.)

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demodocus's avatar

And then there's when they wear an actual flag. *snort*

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Even if it were Made in America, I would not wear that Lions Not Sheep onesie for all the yuans in China.

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Brian Loudermilch's avatar

The sellers are Liars, NOT Lions.The customers are ALWAYS the Sheep.That should be close enough.Their customers are too Stupid to know any better.

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Darth Trad's avatar

And that doesn't include that shirt you're wearing?

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Darth Trad's avatar

That last hit! Fucking gold!

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You Suck.  What Is It?'s avatar

Lakeitel !! Priceless.

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Dr. Jen Boss, Fascinatrix's avatar

Big sigh and knowing nod from females of all species, everywhere.

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Wintercat's avatar

Can you ever see a redcap ironing anything and looking neat? They'd probably say pressing clothes is gay or something. Always sloppy if not grease-stained.

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Wintercat's avatar

That's almost a cartoon cue.

"Give violence a chance?"

*iron frying pan noise*

"Whadda you know, that did feel good!"

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Wintercat's avatar

Probably put the bag tag around an open ended strap on the suitcase. They're not too bright.

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Wintercat's avatar

A shame it wasn't more obvious. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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