Twitchy was all a-twitching on Sunday over the latest outrage perpetrated by the boy king Neville Chamberlain Obama, who on Friday had announced the creation of something called the Pollinator Health Task Force, a panel to study the problem of Colony Collapse Disorder among the nation's honey bees. Because this action involves two words that wingnuts hate more than any others – “science" and “Obama" – one of the nine writers who staffs this particular wingnut Superfund site had to give up a quiet Sunday of huddling over the comics page, downing a two-liter of 7-Up while trying to sound out the big words in “Hagar the Horrible," in order to curate the tweets of outrage. Twitchy: it's Storify for people who lack functioning brain stems.
That explains the day while mowing the lawn I was suddenly surrounded by a swarm of angry bees. The previous "theory" was I had mowed over their hive.
We were winning the existential war on Africanized Killer Bees*, so Obama took action because, duh, he&#039;s African and wants to kill America. ___________________________________ * Here is Dinesh D&#039;Souza&#039;s documentary : <a href="http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0353625\/" target="_blank">Killer Bees!</a>
You know, some of these people are apparently really stupid. Colony Collapse Disorder has been going on, and getting worse, for some time now, and it affects our goddam food supply.
Or perhaps they think the bees can be replaced by millions of Messicans with little pollinating brushes?
<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=Xs-tl6GBOBo" target="_blank">&quot;I&#039;m covered in BEEEEEEEEEEEEES!&quot;</a>
Obammy only likes them cause they are half Black and half Asian yellow and not real Murican bees
damn, I didn&#039;t know wingnuts grew on trees! no wonder they love CO2 emissions so much!
I, for one, would like to welcome our new apian overlords. (I assume they donated big to Obama&#039;s reelection campaign.)
Corn is self-pollinating and pigs, cattle, and taters don&#039;t need bees. What&#039;s in it for Wingturds?
I guess to Twitchy this story has no buzz.
Needz moar cameraz.
The Tree of Liberty must be pollinated by bees and patriots from time-to-time.
<a href="http:\/\/www.washingtontimes.com\/news\/2014\/jun\/23\/missouri-church-offers-ar-15-rifle-raffle-to-entic\/" target="_blank">God-given AR-15s indeed</a>
That explains the day while mowing the lawn I was suddenly surrounded by a swarm of angry bees. The previous &quot;theory&quot; was I had mowed over their hive.
We were winning the existential war on Africanized Killer Bees*, so Obama took action because, duh, he&#039;s African and wants to kill America. ___________________________________ * Here is Dinesh D&#039;Souza&#039;s documentary : <a href="http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0353625\/" target="_blank">Killer Bees!</a>
You know, some of these people are apparently really stupid. Colony Collapse Disorder has been going on, and getting worse, for some time now, and it affects our goddam food supply.
Or perhaps they think the bees can be replaced by millions of Messicans with little pollinating brushes?
AFRICANIZED killer bees. Connect the dots, sheeple!