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Lefty Mark's avatar

<i>♫ Come on Wonkers now (Don't heed the Twatcheez) Baby, punt their cunts (Don't heed the Twatcheez)

God, those derps have come Here, and wow, they're dumb! Stephen don't fear the Twatcheez,. They suck hard and have no brains... ♫</i>

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malsperanza's avatar

That song meant a lot to all my VN vet friends, who run the political gamut. But the one thing they did not tolerate was non-vets of any stripe trying to coopt it for other political purposes. Springsteen used to keep quiet about these kerfuffles; I'm glad he doesn't anymore.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Eh? They know that Nixon's farts smelled of roses. He was the second-greatest president of all time, traduced by evil men. EPA? Final death of the gold standard? Lies, all lies.

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malsperanza's avatar

Ahhahahahaa, I love it when wingers discover that someone they like isn't on their side. First Springsteen, now Stephen King.

I mean: I can see why they'd be depressed. They're gonna be stuck with Tom Clancy, Duck Dynasty, and Mel Gibson's unwatchable historical epics for the rest of their lives, while we get everything else.

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Also2Something's avatar

INPEECH!!!1! Attacker libulz!!!! They must always and before and forevah be identified as "terrorists" because duh. BENGHAZI!!!1!

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Also2Something's avatar

Allegedly.

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Also2Something's avatar

ick. ick... ick!!!!! She is sooooo gross! Her mouth looks like it belongs on the underside and backend of her anatomy. I do mean both literally and figuratively.

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Also2Something's avatar

That's the kinda talk that'll land ya on the CCC.

*Clinton Combatant Catalogue

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Also2Something's avatar

I've gotten it with too much... well technically only one part has gotten it.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Not silly so much as craven. History doesn't cut 'em any paychecks.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Well, he is Machiavellian, but also incompetent...

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

I think they are still convinced it is da troot, but the mean ol' liebrul media is covering it up for the Kenyan Usurper. There is no bottom to the crazy.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

They're mad Stephen King is talking about a recent event instead of the (debunked) IRS scandal from last year? Do they have him confused with that moron Congressman from Iowa or something?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Was Twitchy the cat or the mouse on the animated TV show in the Simpson's?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

now you're on her shit list

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

In all fairness, if Twitchy hired more than nine bloggers they wouldn't all fit in the short bus

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