We here at Yr Wonkette know we are not Very Serious Journalists, nor do we try to be, because (a) we enjoy telling jokes, which you sometimes even enjoy reading, thank you very much, try the veal and tip your waitress ; (b) we have never helped a president lead the country into a bullshit war with our Very Serious Journamalisming, only to print an itty-bitty apology years later that "oops, our bad, we kind of got that all wrong"; (c) we'd much rather let the serious types do the hard work, which we can then quote and make fun of -- but with links, because we are not assholes or
I got a bunch of Exposure Something! I&#039;ve already had two offers to help people with their projects, for free, because why not?
What Featherboa said. Also: there are two now: One above the comments, and one below.
Twitchy, translated: &quot;We don&#039;t know where this quote popped out from, normally we don&#039;t do the back-and-forth of politics. We paddle both sides if they do it. A managing editor wasn&#039;t keeping his eye on the ball&quot;
In the land of Malkin, where practically everyone lies.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
David Horowitz is the Lyndon LaRouche of the 19th century.
*not intended to be a factual statement
UPDATE: Not true?
What loathsome toads.
Twitchy &quot;does not endorse&quot; that &quot;kind of language&quot; in &quot;politics,&quot; and &quot;in fact,&quot; the &quot;site&quot; has a &quot;long record&quot; of &quot;condemning&quot; it on &quot;both sides of the aisle.&quot;
No wonder they forgot the quotes around that part of the headline. When you employ so many silent quotation marks, it&#039;s hard to realize when you actually need them for reals. It takes nine full-time staffers because they can only mime all the air-quotes in shifts.
I kinda like it, mainly because it loads fast as shit now, which is a plus.
Yeah, and then had to &quot;yell&quot; at &quot;us&quot; for making her &quot;apologize&quot;. It was &quot;shaming&quot;. (is that the right word? Doesn&#039;t feel like the right word.)
So would Twitchy be a step up or a step down for Benny Johnson?