Isn't Twitter just the best ? Thank Allah for Twitter, teabagger Rep. Paul Broun will not have to sit through Barack Obama's filthy jobs speech in front of Congress. Instead, Broun will be obligated to keep his tradition of hiding in his wicked Washington opium cave during Obama's important addresses so that he can bark mangled opinions -- about what, the horrors of employment? -- from his Twitter account during the speech like some feverish Taliban warlord with a fear of irrelevance and an Internet connection. Don't worry so much, Paul Broun, no one was assuming you or anyone else in the Tea Party were going to be listening that whole time, anyway.
I forget, when did people start hiring spokespeople to make press conferences about forgoing public events to hide indoors and snipe away via their computers instead?
the new republican party: doctors who can't practice medicine, plumbers who can't plumb, lawyers from russia who sell real estate and a man who prays for rain and sets his whole state on fire.
Imagine a Demoncrat staying in his or her office to tweet instead of attending one of Dubya's "terrorists will kill you" fap-fests in joint session. IOKIYAR.
They loves to call Obama a socialist. Where did that come from? Oh yeah, an off-hand remark to Joe the Plumber (GAH!) about "spreading the wealth around" so Joe's customers would have money to spend on plumbing. Yet when Michele Bachmann says something stupid ... or Sarah Palin™ says something stupid ... or Mitt Romney says something stupid ... it's always just a slip-up after a long day, or taken out of context, or a "gotcha" question. Is it that hard to separate the wheat from the chaff in 24x7 video coverage?
I forget, when did people start hiring spokespeople to make press conferences about forgoing public events to hide indoors and snipe away via their computers instead?
AND WHY IS WONKETTE BEHIND THE TIMES ON THIS
the new republican party: doctors who can't practice medicine, plumbers who can't plumb, lawyers from russia who sell real estate and a man who prays for rain and sets his whole state on fire.
"You Lie" is just not going to be same when Twittered.
Imagine a Demoncrat staying in his or her office to tweet instead of attending one of Dubya's "terrorists will kill you" fap-fests in joint session. IOKIYAR.
They loves to call Obama a socialist. Where did that come from? Oh yeah, an off-hand remark to Joe the Plumber (GAH!) about "spreading the wealth around" so Joe's customers would have money to spend on plumbing. Yet when Michele Bachmann says something stupid ... or Sarah Palin™ says something stupid ... or Mitt Romney says something stupid ... it's always just a slip-up after a long day, or taken out of context, or a "gotcha" question. Is it that hard to separate the wheat from the chaff in 24x7 video coverage?