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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Naw...Dancing With the Stars.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

So... just a regular day for him.

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Jen Adler's avatar

Isn't this the "haters gonna hate" guy? haha!! "schock it off, schock it off"

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captaingrumpy's avatar

I was wondering , but the Blue Belt gave it away. HHMMMM

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ThatDale's avatar

As a straight man, I am not embarrassed to say that compared to the rest of Congress, he's pretty hot, for a hairless, buff, sorta handsome 33-year-old, unmarried guy.

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ThatDale's avatar

with votes.

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ThatDale's avatar

Oh, like you wouldn't run for Congress to have that library?

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ThatDale's avatar

Patagonia? That would explain Mr. Aaron's interest:http://www.nature.com/natur...ETA:http://pueblosoriginarios.c...Heavens to betsy!

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LeftCoastLeftie's avatar

Who knew? We thought Joni Ernst would have self-destructed first! Could we have been wrong about her?

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Alex Grey's avatar

Hah! I have heard about your communist, "magnum Opus," you don't deceive me!

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Jon Hendry's avatar

Lindsay Graham is probably trying to figure out how a Senator can take a Congressman's office space.

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Baby_Raptor's avatar

That penguin is famous as hell now. It's picture is being viewed around the world while people discuss the other occupant's idiocy.

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Tio_Doidinho's avatar

And that wasn't even the worst tweet dumbest man of the internets Chuck Johnson posted today...

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Estebe Rey's avatar

Now I really, really want something bad to happen to Chucky Johnstain.

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Estebe Rey's avatar

Actually, upon further consideration, I think the other one was much worse. Not only is he accusing a person of raping kids with no evidence whatsoever, he also perpetuates the most vicious stereotype imaginable about gay people. The only redeeming factor is that no one with a functioning cerebral cortex would take this utter bastard seriously about anything.

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DahBoner's avatar

"BREAKING EXCLUSIVE WOW"

Sorry, I don't speak Goat. What's this mean in English?

http://media.giphy.com/medi...

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