Ted Nugent is having a barbecue with the Secret Service, because he simply cannot stop asking ladies and Barack Obama to ride his machine gun, and suck on his machine gun, and die from the bullets ejaculating forth from his machine gun, and now he is
What troubles me about Uncle Ted is my comparison to the Dixie Chicks. When W was elected in 2000 they sang a song which pissed of the GOP to the point that they were banned from several radio stations and were essentially forced into an undeserved 18 month hiatus.
12 years later Ted comes out and makes some preposterous statements which can be easily deemed as being threats and he announces that him and the Secret Service will have a little BBQ and he'll show them respect.
<b>Mona Lisa Vito</b>: [comes out of the bathroom] <blockquote>Imagine you&#039;re a deer. You&#039;re prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A fuckin bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?</blockquote> -- &quot;My Cousin Vinny&quot;
<i>&quot;...I will be as polite and supportive as I possibly can be...&quot;</i>
Don&#039;t play any of your songs. &#039;Cause then they&#039;ll have to stand their ground and shoot you in self-defense. OOPS! I mean, be sure to play them your songs.
I couldn&#039;t remember their statement. At the time I felt it was a fair statement of how a some Texans (including myself) felt about his leadership. My concerns are now validated by history.
You mean he&#039;s a skinny little Rat Pack guy in a Neru jacket and gold medallion who sings ok and does miserable impressions, dances kinda herky-jerky and once famously hugged Richard Nixon?
What troubles me about Uncle Ted is my comparison to the Dixie Chicks. When W was elected in 2000 they sang a song which pissed of the GOP to the point that they were banned from several radio stations and were essentially forced into an undeserved 18 month hiatus.
12 years later Ted comes out and makes some preposterous statements which can be easily deemed as being threats and he announces that him and the Secret Service will have a little BBQ and he&#039;ll show them respect.
Hypocritical goat fuck.
<b>Mona Lisa Vito</b>: [comes out of the bathroom] <blockquote>Imagine you&#039;re a deer. You&#039;re prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A fuckin bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?</blockquote> -- &quot;My Cousin Vinny&quot;
<i>&quot;...I will be as polite and supportive as I possibly can be...&quot;</i>
Don&#039;t play any of your songs. &#039;Cause then they&#039;ll have to stand their ground and shoot you in self-defense. OOPS! I mean, be sure to play them your songs.
I couldn&#039;t remember their statement. At the time I felt it was a fair statement of how a some Texans (including myself) felt about his leadership. My concerns are now validated by history.
Yes.
If it&#039;s the one he gunned down in California, I think it was more like a fawn.
&quot;Like a Black Jew...?&quot;
You mean he&#039;s a skinny little Rat Pack guy in a Neru jacket and gold medallion who sings ok and does miserable impressions, dances kinda herky-jerky and once famously hugged Richard Nixon?
I hope it&#039;s really long, thick probe.
January 21, 2009.
Every time he inhales, it&#039;s a waste of breath.