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Julian Castro's speech seemed impossible to top until Michelle got started. Barack should be worried about how high the bar has been set. Wowser.

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Yes, <a href="http:\/\/www.humanevents.com\/2012\/08\/30\/transcript-of-mitt-romneys-2012-rnc-acceptance-speech\/" target="_blank">only Obama</a> uses a prompter.

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Ann's dress was Oscar De La Renta. Turns out, who wears can make a difference.

Also too, why does Ann hate her country so much she won't wear an American designer?

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Write-in, apparently.

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Not long into the speech, I was thinking something along the lines of "oh, there won't be a dry pair of knickers on a Wonketteer tonight".

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Emotionally stunted may be accurate, but it's very far from comprehensive. Oh, and by the way, they don't call it "beating", they call it "<a href="http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Dare-Discipline-Dr-James-Dobson\/dp\/B0012HBFMM\/ref=sr_1_2\?s=books&amp\;ie=UTF8&amp\;qid=1346865205&amp\;sr=1-2" target="_blank">daring to discipline</a>", because they have psychological disorders.

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Ham biscuits libel!

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Ron Paul knows he won't get that sweet, sweet pork barrel money if he doesn't stand in line like a good boy.

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Yeah, from what we know already, the rest I can definitely do without.

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well, we did box them in last night. also, this administration has had very few good scandals. what's a fox to do?

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Mmm... just read all the Michelle tweetporn over on HuffPo. Brought tears to my eyes again. Not good at work, especially when your boss is a Republican ;)

Starbursts.

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He really isn't good enough for her.

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when i grow up i want to be michelle obama.

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Like when Ripley tells Malkin "Get away from her you bitch!"

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Rhubarb is not a color. Rather, it is a poor substitute for strawberries. Let's be clear about this, now.

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While this should probably go without saying, avoid the comments on the Wall Street Journal article. Though I notice this time there's a lot of pushback on them.

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