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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I think the genital inspectors thing hit home for a lot of people when they realized there was no way to write the law so their precious darling would be safe from its effects. If Susan's doing better at sports than Mary, what would stop Mary's father from demanding that Susan pull down her pants?

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If they pick healthcare, they risk losing those fat checks from the insurance industry.

If they pick gun safety, they risk losing those fat checks from the NRA (or whoever takes their place),

If they pick climate change, they risk losing those fat checks from the petroleum industry.

You see where this is going?

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Hair of the dog will fix that right up.

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Hell, even Rock Ridge took the Irish.

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The primary debates would be lit if he and Trump were on stage together. Gosh, I wonder what cute, unbelievably cruel nickname he'd come up with Christie?

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I assume that's the reason he didn't get the VP nod. He was the first choice until Foolius had to spend the night in Indiana after Manafort discovered "mechanical problems" with the plane.

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Ah yes, a Bill Maher wannabee. Christie's a rich target because of his incompetence, his bullying, his corruption, but one must always go with the fat joke.

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Heywood Jablomey had a few choice words.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Thank you so much for your non-comment.

Zap's avatar

She likes seeing people murdered?

Susan Barnum's avatar

The TX laws are freaking me out.

Grumpy Old Man's avatar

Thank gawd I have never heard of that author and/or book

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Isn't every negative bill part of the ALEC agenda? I have been trying to alert my friends to the horrors of ALEC - slowly, slowly they are beginning to understand

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You can never tell with that one...