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PuraVida's avatar

Low bar, but I'm just grateful that my grandson got to have a birthday without nukes being deployed by mad men.

Kerry Bart-Raber's avatar

I was making End of the World Roast Chicken / and yes I anticipated great leftovers for Taco making

BlueSpot's avatar

Quickest surrender by the US in any war. But did you expect anything else from Trump but total surrender in the end?

GrannysKnitting's avatar

nobel peace prize demands will begin in 3..2..

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Too weaks.

Mexfiles's avatar

It's unfortunate that the Mexican foreign minister is retiring. He was probably the only foreign official capable of understanding Trump. He's a psychiatrist.

Mexfiles's avatar

Uh, weren't situations like the US v Iran thingy supposed to be in the purview of Trump's bally-hooed "Board of Peace"? Or did he just get bored of peace for a couple days?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I called both senators, Moreno and Husted, and just read a segment of Jeff Tiedrich's substack.

Give 'em something to not think about.

G B's avatar

Israel violated the treaty immediately showing the world we have no control over them. If we can't get our allies to honor a treaty how would the world believe that we can get Iran or Russia to honor a treaty. Israel is completely dependent on us for defense if we pulled away from them they'd be screwed but no one mentions that part of this whole thing. Israel started this war for land conquest and they won't let it end until they get it!

PuraVida's avatar

Fuck 'em. Ban AIPAC and cut off all funding.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Brownfinger, the man with the fecal touch, can't even surrender without fucking it up.

Mexfiles's avatar

Was Israel even a party to this treaty? Assuming there really was some sort of treaty.

Wowdad's avatar

IIRC, Osama Bin Laden was miffed about US presence in Saudi Arabia during Desert Shield/Storm, and it was roughly a decade later that 9/11 happened. So what price we pay for this fucking debacle, and when, won't be known even long after Trump is gone.

fuflans's avatar

i like the phrase 'long after trump is gone.'

PuraVida's avatar

The sooner the better.

JenTheFriend's avatar

I'm willing to let the Very Stable Genius believe he won if it means he doesn't order any more bombings.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Implementing the 25th Amendment would mean he doesn't order any more bombings also, too.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

So...was that release from Iran a hoax or not?

Not that it matters all that much, but it would make it all the more grimly funny if it were genuine.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I think the dark cloud in this silver lining is that we don't get any more Iranian LEGO videos.

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbwI9t_dZQg&pp=ugUEEgJlbg%3D%3D

Mehdi Hasan BURIES right wing grifter w/ every single talking point

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtGxlZCxlhs

Trump's TACO Tuesday & The White House Easter Egg Roll! | VODCAST

(Time travel, but backwards, still relevant)

Hank Napkin's avatar

BUT... DOES HE KNOW HE'S DOING THAT?

Trump may be using Nixon’s ‘madman theory’ -- The Guardian

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Ah, the "Madman Theory." When Secretary of State Henry Kissinger had to go to the Joint Chiefs of Staff and tell them not to follow any launch order from Nixon until they checked with Kissinger first.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Incoming!!!!!!!!!!! Looks even faster than Obama's Birth Certificate, Long Formmmmm!!!!!!!!!