Two Whole Tens Of Minorities Line Up Behind Donald Trump

Impressive, sir. Most impressive.

Donald Trump was waving his schlong around on the Twitters, as one does if one is Donald Trump, because a new, very credible poll published at World Net Daily says he is a real hit with all the The Blacks and Mexatinos:

The keen political analysis at your racist uncle's favorite World Wide Web site -- when he's not jerking off to Confederate horse-fucking porn, that is -- proudly crows:  

Pundits might point to billionaire Donald Trump’s huge lead in the GOP presidential primary race as being the result of his generally anti-Washington, anti-government, anti-establishment, anti-politically correct attitude.

If so, it’s not just whites who are ticked at the bureaucracy, but minorities too.

Because a new poll, which still has Trump leading the race, shows 40 percent of blacks are lining up behind Trump, as are 45 percent of Hispanics, and even nearly 19 percent of Asians.

Blacks and Hispanics, in fact, even support Trump at a higher level than whites.

Sure, you might expect the minorities -- even Asians! -- to not like Donald Trump because of how he is a fucking racist who says racist shit all day long, every chance he gets, because he is a fucking racist. And you'd probably be right because it turns out this shocking poll is even more shocking than you'd think:

As Colin Campbell helpfully points out with those fancy red arrows, Trump's impressive 40 percent of black supporters is LITERALLY 4 out of LITERALLY 10 black people. Literally. Like, one two three four black people said, "Yeah, OK, I'd vote for Trump in the primary, I guess." He also has the support of 14 Hispanics and 3 "Asian-Others." Plus, he's winning the The Jews vote -- he has two of 'em, tied only by Jeb! -- though he might want to take an even firmer stance against Hitler if he wants to win over the other three Jewishes polled.

So there you have it, haters. Obviously Trump's plain, politically incorrect talk might be more truth than the effete inside-the-Beltway Fox News types can handle when it's that time of the month, but Trump's got four black friends and counting. Is it too soon to say landslide? We think not.

[ WND ]