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My 7th grade English teacher gave us a choice between The Hobbit and Animal Farm. Of course, I chose Animal Farm and went on to 1984. Invigorating stuff!

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... under 30 feet of water WITH VOTES. As they say in the Shire.

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She usually doesn't eat in public for just this reason.

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Be careful, baby Trump. I think you can catch a bad case of "affluenza" using that moisturizer.

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Good thing current members of ISIS can't vote in US elections, or we'd be in serious shit next November.

I mean really, if you were in ISIS which buttclown would you want running things in Satan's America?

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I see the family resemblance.

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Lets all vote Hillary. Then all the rich Liberals can spread their wealth to us poor right wingers.

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Smart and reliable, too.

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I should've read before I posted.

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ooooh nice attitude....because of your admitted ignorance of the song and of basic satire, you deem that all that matter is you BELIEVE and KNOW the take away is i wrote a sexist remark.

Jesus fucking christ, get over yourself.

but i guess for you context doesnt matter...you would lose your shit if wrote something like people in the south still use the term nigger.

i guess since i wrote the word right there, you would accuse of me of being racist, and like you do, ignore the context.

typical.

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OMG! I was just thinking about you the other day. I said to myself "self, I always kinda of like the nom du comment of Mad Jewess but it's probably not a good idea to use it on Wonkette. I wonder what the real Mad Jewess is doing." And like magic, you turn up on Wonkette, still saying silly things. Wow.

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Hi, Happy New Year.

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And to you also!

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ZZZZZzzzzzzzz Snore....ooooh i see sexism but i ignore the context....you put yourself on auto-pilot because you are the decider of all things sexist....thank you for your unwanted service.

you're no better than a Republican who ignores context...just like you.

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What ever could be worth the effort? I see a religion of Kapos. I don't want to work with them or drink with them. Even if they buy.

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He doesn't have any great ideas, so I don't think you'd be hearing that. Just about the polling - that seems to be Trump's only accomplishment.

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