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bettycat's avatar

Yet it seems to kill a number of them old geezers.

Major is my Spirit  Animal's avatar

They are burning through the marginal rethuglican vote at a rapid clip, come the next election a good 20% of the reliable R votes aren't going to show up due to disgust or death.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

You are welcome. It is one of my favorites, along with, "One spy is worth a thousand soldiers." and "To win the war, you must also win the peace."

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

You are welcome. It is one of my favorites, along with, "One spy is worth a thousand soldiers." and "To win the war, you must also win the peace."

M.T's avatar

It'll end up being a gross miscalculation on their part.

Ghoti theLinguist's avatar

Hey Dan Patrick: Where's your neck? Where's your fucking neck?

TalentNotAutotune's avatar

LOL, it's more a reference to a man's lack of testicular courage. Like "pipsqueak" but aiming lower.

Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

it's also worth mentioning that Dannie Goeb is elected statewide and his constituents aren't just white Texans.

in every hearing I've covered on COVID going back to the first informational hearing in the Senate in Feb 2020, members who represent majority BIPOC districts have been asking how they can facilitate providing more equitable access to testing, treatment and vaccines--noting that networks of community leaders already existed and they just needed the right DSHS person to put them in touch with.

ross garner's avatar

Paxton Abbot and this douche Patrick are probably the most despicable bunch of soulless bastards i ever seen and that's saying something when you look at the Republican Party.

Jay Hansen (I.C.E.B.U.R.G.)'s avatar

Of course. Her guide dog ran away from home.

Generic Bob's avatar

This is the same guy that said all old people should die from covid so we can reach herd immunity.I've lived in Texas my whole life and I've never seen such a huge group of assholes running this state.Ol' Dan has some nerve to say this. For one, he's old, so why doesn't he do us a favor and die already?Not many know this but Danny Boy is a failed sports bar owner who "tried" to commit suicide twice and couldn't even do that right. Somebody should help him. Where's Dr. K when you need him?

Generic Bob's avatar

When Danny Boy was little, his parents had to tie a pork chop around his neck just so the dog would play with him.

RMS's avatar

Dan Patrick, 1993 called, they'd like their shirt back