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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Is still against the law in Tejas to say bad things about beef?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

"Elections have consequences, bitches," said Obama as he cut in at the front of the line.

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fuflans's avatar

this. this is the question.

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fuflans's avatar

in general, president's shouldn't go to texas.

also, presidents shouldn't come from texas.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Look out...Boehner's probably gonna try to sue.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Yes, because the Secret Service would have just loved to stand around for an hour or so while the President waited in a line outside a building. There's absolutely no security issues around that, no siree bob.

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Reddishrabbit's avatar

I was fine with his weak tyrannical communist lead from behind presidency, but cutting in line is too much for me.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Once again, everyone else was left in shackles with nothing but mac and cheese and cut up hot dog's while King Obama feasted quickly on piles of meat

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

You'd think he's trying to escape a failed state the way he barged to the front of the line.

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