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Is still against the law in Tejas to say bad things about beef?

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"Elections have consequences, bitches," said Obama as he cut in at the front of the line.

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this. this is the question.

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in general, president's shouldn't go to texas.

also, presidents shouldn't come from texas.

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Look out...Boehner's probably gonna try to sue.

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Yes, because the Secret Service would have just loved to stand around for an hour or so while the President waited in a line outside a building. There's absolutely no security issues around that, no siree bob.

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I was fine with his weak tyrannical communist lead from behind presidency, but cutting in line is too much for me.

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Once again, everyone else was left in shackles with nothing but mac and cheese and cut up hot dog's while King Obama feasted quickly on piles of meat

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You'd think he's trying to escape a failed state the way he barged to the front of the line.

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