Meet Pastor John Jarnecke, a self-styled "Texian" who runs a secessionist group called the Republic of Texas. It's not a violent group — think of it like a Model UN, only with more Type II diabetes. It's fun, they have presidential elections and everything! Also, Tammy's mom brings Rice Krispie squares every Thursday.
I just think it's so cute that they think anyone would let them run an independent country. Hell, I wouldn't let those dumbasses run the vacuum cleaner.
I am a card carrying member of the VFW and tell you that they will rent their halls out for almost any use, including weddings, parties etc. I wouldnt be surprised if members of the local Texas VFW were right wing nut jobs as well, but the membership of the VFW is on the older side...
Sheriff…Hierholzer, was it? Say, that’s a German last name, isn’t it? There are a lot of German surnames in that neck of the woods. I'm surprised that when they migrated there they didn't call the state "Wisconsin on the Brazos".
I-and-I was born in Texas, and left as a toddler. I went back two weeks ago for the first time since then for a family funeral. It was a positive experience, and I am planning to go again in another 61 years.
While driving, I had a new thought: Texas really should secede. It's big and populous enough to be a credible country, and has distinctive cultural features and its own beer. They would lose some of the sweet Federal dollars they despise and crave so much, but they'd do alright, I reckon. And they would be able to stop fighting the Civil War and stop shaking their liver-spotted fists at the Federal Govment. They would have to be responsible for taking care of business, within the context of a near-majority of Latino-Tejanos.
Some sort of accommodation would need to be worked out regarding ZZ Topp, Willie Nelson, Wes Anderson, and St. Vincent.
If they give back all of the military equipment currently stationed in their state and they pay market value to buy the property of and pay for relocation expenses for those who want to leave their little Republic and I'd be willing to let Texas go.
They won't even have slave labor this time though, so probably quicker as well.
Secret deals have been made with the UN to Agenda 21, even the Texicans.
I just think it's so cute that they think anyone would let them run an independent country. Hell, I wouldn't let those dumbasses run the vacuum cleaner.
I am a card carrying member of the VFW and tell you that they will rent their halls out for almost any use, including weddings, parties etc. I wouldnt be surprised if members of the local Texas VFW were right wing nut jobs as well, but the membership of the VFW is on the older side...
Have a great day!
Splitters!
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Aha! The Gay agenda!
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There are a number of places in Texas where as recently as the 1950's still maintained German fluency and were bi-lingual in that language.
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Unfortunately, she isnt very funny though...
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She already said no, IIRC.
And after the meetings, they all go to Waffle House for a Texas Angus Patty Melt.
All the people I dislike most move away into some hell hole in the desert? Fuck, where do I sign?
I think we should just give Texas back to Mexico and let them deal with it.
Sheriff…Hierholzer, was it? Say, that’s a German last name, isn’t it? There are a lot of German surnames in that neck of the woods. I'm surprised that when they migrated there they didn't call the state "Wisconsin on the Brazos".
I-and-I was born in Texas, and left as a toddler. I went back two weeks ago for the first time since then for a family funeral. It was a positive experience, and I am planning to go again in another 61 years.
While driving, I had a new thought: Texas really should secede. It's big and populous enough to be a credible country, and has distinctive cultural features and its own beer. They would lose some of the sweet Federal dollars they despise and crave so much, but they'd do alright, I reckon. And they would be able to stop fighting the Civil War and stop shaking their liver-spotted fists at the Federal Govment. They would have to be responsible for taking care of business, within the context of a near-majority of Latino-Tejanos.
Some sort of accommodation would need to be worked out regarding ZZ Topp, Willie Nelson, Wes Anderson, and St. Vincent.
If they give back all of the military equipment currently stationed in their state and they pay market value to buy the property of and pay for relocation expenses for those who want to leave their little Republic and I'd be willing to let Texas go.
There is a lot of competition, you know. And not all of them are on the geographic periphery of the US.